ITT: We act like we are all roommates

[Meowow55]

usually I would buy some wine, but I feel real sick

 

[Pig_Girl]

Can we figure out what's wrong with my leg first?

 

[Meowow55]

hmm

 

[Meowow55]

I was a doctor for a few years, let's see if I can still work my magic.

 

[Meowow55]

(Taps leg with leg splint.) There! It should be good now.

 

[Meowow55]

(Runs to bathroom and throws up) Guys! Don't go in to the bathroom!

 

[Pig_Girl]

Oh wow, thank

(Taps leg with leg splint.) There! It should be good now.

you so much!

 

[Meowow55]

Yeah.. you're welcome... (passes out)

 

[Yobrojo03]

LETS PARTY NOW

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

I brought some Blue ringed Octopus, want to try?

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

(Only nerds, Australians, and people who happened to watch discovery at the right time will understand.)

 

[1950Minecrafter]

Sure! But I brought this Rioja wine.

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Nice! I'll try your thing you try mine 3 2 1

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

*You have Blue Ringed Octopus and I have Rioja Wine*

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

No one looked up what a Blue Ringed Octopus is, did they?

 

[Yobrojo03]

I’ll try some blue ringed octopus

 

[Yobrojo03]

No one looked up what a Blue Ringed Octopus is, did they?

No I didn’t

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Okay you can have some as well *hands octopus*

 

[Yobrojo03]

Tasty- oh god I don’t feel so good

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Yeah thank god all I had was wine

 

[Yobrojo03]

Gimme wine, it will make it feel better

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Sorry but the room was getting cramped, I had to clear up some space

 

[Yobrojo03]

I think I’m gonna be sick
*collapses to the floor*

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

1950 fallows shortly after lol

 

[Yobrojo03]

I need a doc now

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Sorry but uh, the closest doctor is drunk rn

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

(Spending 90% of my childhood watching animal planet has really paid off.)

 

[Yobrojo03]

 

[Yobrojo03]

*Wakes up*
Hahahah I’m not dead

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

 

[Yobrojo03]

No turns out I didn’t eat the poisonous part, I’m just allergic to sea food

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

irl the entire thing is poisonous lol. I'll accept it though.
1950 on the other hand...

 

[Yobrojo03]

Poor 1950, never stood a chance

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Huh, seems your seafood allergy actually caused a double negative situation and you lived.

 

[Yobrojo03]

WAIT, Is that a totem of undying I’m his pocket?

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Lol poor man who didn't watch animal planet

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Nah. That's mine *takes totem*

 

[Yobrojo03]

*laughs nervously*

 

[Yobrojo03]

What do we do with the body

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Feed it to my liger.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Uh how do we tell ANSGARD

 

[Yobrojo03]

I’ll just tell him 1950 left for some scratchers and a pack of smokes

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

He ate a Blue Ringed Octopus. His fault.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Yea but your the one who asked and I’m the one who wanted to party sooo

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

So he got into my private aquarium while drunk and tried to eat my mollusks.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Ok that’s better than my suggestion of smokes and scrachers

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

It's a more... long term explanation.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Yes

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Honestly, this is an ideal murder, let's dip his hands in the mollusk tank to make it look like his hands were in there.

 

[Yobrojo03]

No way I’m not touching his body