ITT: We act like we are all roommates

I had client at Skin Palace earlier today that willingly paid almost double what their outfit would normally have costed even after I told them how much it would be lol.
 
I was babysitting my nephew and he might've broke it
 
He was in the basement playing around and I heard a crash and your trains were all over the floor. I told him to put them how he found them but some stuff prolly broke.
 
I didn't read all 3 new pages lmfao
 
TheTrainFan said:
oh right, lets get you two there, pig girl becasue of the rat and sic because of the plants
Click to expand...

Train, weren't you about take us to hospital?

Edit: Oops, I posted this message twice. :(
 
Hang on, why does it look like cheeseburger is about swallow stadium?
 
JudgedKitty said:
What
Click to expand...

(Idk, apparently I'm on anesthetic, I'm trying to pretend like I'm loopy or some shit.)

*Sees Judged, and pulls out sharpie. Proceeds to take cap off.*

Give me my plushie back, or else!

*Proceeds to start chasing Judged with sharpie as if it were knife.*
 
Give me my plushie!
*Continues to chase*
 
*Continues chase*

I have knife, and I'm not afraid use it!
 
No, this is knife!

*Proceeds to tackle Judged.*
 
Give me my damn plushie!

*Makes stabbing motion at Judged's forehead with sharpie, which creates various black sharpie marks.*
 
did someone steal my cheese
 
Southray03 said:
You better get checked for rabies
Click to expand...

Isn't that why Train took me to hospital? Wait a minute, why am I standing over Judged with sharpie in my hand? What are all these black marks on her forehead?
 
Pig_Girl said:
Isn't that why Train took me to hospital? Wait a minute, why am I standing over Judged with sharpie in my hand? What are all these black marks on her forehead?
Click to expand...
What did those doctors give you
 
Imagine sombody leaving my car trunk open and the light killing the battery
 
Ugh you better plunge it yourself I'm not your mom
 
Listen, you find anything in the closet.
It wasn't me. It was my imaginary friend
 
Yea sombody left the garage open so sombody broke into my van and stole my $4,000 sound system.
 
This dude
20210207_120352.jpg
 
To get a discount on car and home insurance
 
Yay we got a discount for all of us
 
i'm finally awake from the drug-induced coma i was in
 
I think the anesthesia finally wore off for me too.
 
Woah welcome back. It’s been so quiet here without you guys
 
Why do I have sharpie in my hand, and why does Sic have a rather *ahem* interesting shape drawn on her forehead? Actually, while we're at it, what even happened while I was on anesthesia?
 
Hello! your car insurance is about to expire! please hit 1 if you have a question. Have a good day!!
 
*Presses 1* Hello car insurance person, could you tell me what the hell has been going on?
 
Listen, I have no time to explain. You have to jump out of the window and into the bush below. There is a sniper aiming at you right now, ready to fire. You know too much, and they don't like it.
 
Oh shit! *Jumps out of window into bush below. A crack is heard upon landing.* Ow... my leg...
 
_37__ said:
Hello! your car insurance is about to expire! please hit 1 if you have a question. Have a good day!!
Click to expand...
1 "how can it expire. I just insured the van last month and I paid for a year"
 
*Attempts to stand back up, but falls right back down.* Someone help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
 
i've been in the bathroom for two hours trying to wipe this off... the "shape" isn't coming off >:(
 
I'm a giant eye, if I do that i'll probably catch pink eye T-T
 
Can someone please help me? I quite literally can't stand on my leg. :cry:
 
.. next question... but what's wrong with your leg again?
 
Idk, it made a crack sound when I jumped out the window, and it hurts like hell!
 
SHUT UP GRANDMA



DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE
 
I'm not a grandma, I think I did something to my leg when I jumped out the window!
 
I would drive you to the hospital but for some reason the insurance on my van expired and the stupid customer support isn’t answering my question.
 
I walk into the apartment claiming I own the land so I can live here because I'm homeless lol.
 
*Still on ground unable get up.* Can someone please at least help me get up?
 
Oh, right. *helps Queen stand* is it even a good idea for you to stand?
 
Idk if it's good idea. I just know something is off about my leg. *Takes Sic's assistance*
 
We could have a party tomorrow, what do you guys think?
 
Seems like a terrible idea. 90% of us will end up blackout levels of drunk.
 
Hmm, I suppose. But it's fun XD
 
XD. Wait, are we all even 21?

(FBI breaks down door.)
 
hahaha In Spain we can legally drink with 16 or 18 XD
 
Oooooooo let's have a PARTY
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top