ITT: We act like we are all roommates

[Meowow55]

usually I would buy some wine, but I feel real sick

 

[Pig_Girl]

Can we figure out what's wrong with my leg first?

 

[Meowow55]

hmm

 

[Meowow55]

I was a doctor for a few years, let's see if I can still work my magic.

 

[Meowow55]

(Taps leg with leg splint.) There! It should be good now.

 

[Meowow55]

(Runs to bathroom and throws up) Guys! Don't go in to the bathroom!

 

[Pig_Girl]

Oh wow, thank

(Taps leg with leg splint.) There! It should be good now.

you so much!

 

[Meowow55]

Yeah.. you're welcome... (passes out)

 

[Yobrojo03]

LETS PARTY NOW

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

I brought some Blue ringed Octopus, want to try?

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

(Only nerds, Australians, and people who happened to watch discovery at the right time will understand.)

 

[1950Minecrafter]

Sure! But I brought this Rioja wine.

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Nice! I'll try your thing you try mine 3 2 1

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

*You have Blue Ringed Octopus and I have Rioja Wine*

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

No one looked up what a Blue Ringed Octopus is, did they?

 

[Yobrojo03]

I’ll try some blue ringed octopus

 

[Yobrojo03]

No one looked up what a Blue Ringed Octopus is, did they?

No I didn’t

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Okay you can have some as well *hands octopus*

 

[Yobrojo03]

Tasty- oh god I don’t feel so good

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Yeah thank god all I had was wine

 

[Yobrojo03]

Gimme wine, it will make it feel better

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Sorry but the room was getting cramped, I had to clear up some space

 

[Yobrojo03]

I think I’m gonna be sick
*collapses to the floor*

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

1950 fallows shortly after lol

 

[Yobrojo03]

I need a doc now

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Sorry but uh, the closest doctor is drunk rn

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

(Spending 90% of my childhood watching animal planet has really paid off.)

 

[Yobrojo03]

 

[Yobrojo03]

*Wakes up*
Hahahah I’m not dead

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

 

[Yobrojo03]

No turns out I didn’t eat the poisonous part, I’m just allergic to sea food

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

irl the entire thing is poisonous lol. I'll accept it though.
1950 on the other hand...

 

[Yobrojo03]

Poor 1950, never stood a chance

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Huh, seems your seafood allergy actually caused a double negative situation and you lived.

 

[Yobrojo03]

WAIT, Is that a totem of undying I’m his pocket?

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Lol poor man who didn't watch animal planet

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Nah. That's mine *takes totem*

 

[Yobrojo03]

*laughs nervously*

 

[Yobrojo03]

What do we do with the body

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Feed it to my liger.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Uh how do we tell ANSGARD

 

[Yobrojo03]

I’ll just tell him 1950 left for some scratchers and a pack of smokes

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

He ate a Blue Ringed Octopus. His fault.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Yea but your the one who asked and I’m the one who wanted to party sooo

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

So he got into my private aquarium while drunk and tried to eat my mollusks.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Ok that’s better than my suggestion of smokes and scrachers

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

It's a more... long term explanation.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Yes

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Honestly, this is an ideal murder, let's dip his hands in the mollusk tank to make it look like his hands were in there.

 

[Yobrojo03]

No way I’m not touching his body

 

[Yobrojo03]

Fine

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

I have gloves

 

[Yobrojo03]

Aight let’s do this but we gotta hurry cause my job interview is in an hour

 

[Yobrojo03]

And I’m still hungover

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Okay. *We position the body and clean up the evidence.*

 

[Yobrojo03]

I gotta get sober fast now so I can get the job

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Okay.

 

[Meowow55]

(barfs) oh god... I shouldn't have drank wine.... welp.. bye, I am gonna go to the doctor.

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

(Ignores that 1950 is dead.)

 

[Pig_Girl]

*Sees 1950's body* What the hell are y'all doing?!

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Calling the police

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

I think he grabbed the Blue Ringed Octopus from my tank and ate it.

 

[Yobrojo03]

I didn’t get the job because they said I smelt like wine, seafood and a rotting corpse mixed together

 

[Pig_Girl]

He grabbed the what?

 

[Yobrojo03]

He grabbed some smokes and scratchers

 

[Pig_Girl]

Wdym by smokes and scratchers?

 

[Yobrojo03]

Nvm he got drunk and ate a blue ringed octopus

 

[1950Minecrafter]

What does that drink has? I'm not feeling too good.

 

[Pig_Girl]

He's alive!

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Nah he dead

 

[Beanfart505]

Dude why did you eat my cat

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

I didn't I just fed it to my brother.

 

[1950Minecrafter]

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

^You're in the trash bin after eating a blue-ringed octopus, you don't get to gasp XD.

 

[Yobrojo03]

Smh who keeps parking behind my van, I haven’t been able to leave in a week.

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

It was 1950 but hey that isn't a problem anymore

 

[Pig_Girl]

Uh guys, what is that siren going on outside?

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

I'm running a crime empire under your name.

 

[Pig_Girl]

*Pulls gun out.* You did what?!

 

[Yobrojo03]

It was 1950 but hey that isn't a problem anymore

Yes it is a problem, hes dead so he cant move his car anymore

 

[Yobrojo03]

I'm running a crime empire under your name.

 

[1950Minecrafter]

(invisibly appears behind Yobro and whispers to his ear): "I may be dead, but I'm still around "

 

[Yobrojo03]

So we have a poltergeist now. Fun

 

[Pig_Girl]

Oh gosh, please tell me you won't be like Peeves.

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Woah Cats. I’m also unloading 10% of my profits to you to compensate. When the new world order arrives, you will have a first class seat within it.

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Also there are 5 snipers on you if you shoot me it’s over.

 

[Pig_Girl]

Oh yeah, I may or may not have recorded you saying that.

 

[Beanfart505]

(calls a exorcist)

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

Give me the device or you get sniped

 

[Yobrojo03]

I'm staying out of this one XD

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

As you should

 

[Pig_Girl]

You can't catch me, I'm sonic! *Proceeds run over to area where I won't be found.*

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

(I throw a grenade in the hiding spot)

 

[Pig_Girl]

*Yeets grenade out*

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

(It's an impact grenade.)

 

[Pig_Girl]

(You didn't specify that.)

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

(XD we can rewind to before you grabbed the grenade or just pretend I didn't say that)

 

[Pig_Girl]

*Grenade explodes in midair.*

 

[Crazy_Cryo_810]

The new world order task force will be here in 3 minutes, and you're cornered with no way out, I also have a totem of undying, so you won't kill me before you die.

 

[Pig_Girl]

*Types in /spawn * You were saying?