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Case Filing
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CRIMINAL ACTION
Commonwealth of Redmont
Prosecution
v.
AsexualDinosaur
Defendant
COMPLAINT
The Prosecution alleges criminal actions committed by the Defendant as follows:
PROSECUTING AUTHORITY REPORT
AsexualDinosaur breached Attorney-Client privilege by releasing legal communications between the Secretary of Commerce and the Department of Justice.
I. PARTIES
1. Commonwealth of Redmont
2. AsexualDinosaur
II. FACTS
1. In response to a warrant obtained by Solicitor General juniperfig, the Staff Team provided evidence showing that AsexualDinosaur is the owner of Anchor Watch News (P-001, P-002, P-003, P-004).
2. On August 18, 2025, AsexualDinosaur was confirmed as a Class A Federal Reserve Board member (P-005).
3. On August 30, 2025, Anchor Watch News released screenshots from the frb-discussion channel (P-006).
4. Other than Staff and bots, only Representatives, Senators, the FRB Governor, and FRB Board members had access to the frb-discussion channel (P-007).
5. The list of Representatives, Senators, the FRB Governor, and FRB Board Members on and around August 30, 2025 is as follows: EATB, jesseya, KattoDE, lcnglazer/Plura72/PluraGlasshouse, Moyfr, Omegabiebel, Sir_Dogeington, smokeyybunnyyy (P-008), RealImza (P-009), Smami (P-010), girlfailcoded (P-011), Bezzergeezer, Pepecuu, Sofia2750 (P-012), xSyncx, DocTheory (P-013), 1950Minecrafter (P-014), SmokedChief/DonTrillions (P-015), inceee (P-016), JediAJMan/Homelander (P-017), AsexualDinosaur (P-005).
6. On November 14, 2025, AsexualDinosaur was employed as a Prosecutor for the Department of Justice (P-018).
7. On November 14, 2025, Anchor Watch News released an article that included a screenshot of Secretary of Commerce ElysiaCrynn speaking in the DOJ-DOC communications channel (P-019, P-020).
8. Other than Staff and bots, only the President, Vice President, Attorney General, Solicitors General, RBI Director, Prosecutors, and those with the "DOC" role are able to access the DOJ-DOC communications channel (P-021).
9. The list of individuals with access to the DOJ-DOC communications channel on and around November 14, 2025 is as follows: Pepecuu (P-022), Eenza (P-023), Kaiserin_ (P-024), juniperfig, Sir_Dogeington (P-025), la_dano_34, Mask3D_Wolf, Multiman155, Nacholebraa, NovaKerbal, AsexualDinosaur, Nyeogmi, Talion77 (P-026, P-027, P-028, P-029, P-030, P-031), ElysiaCrynn (P-032). The RBI Director role was empty (P-033).
10. AsexualDinosaur is the only individual who:
(a) Has a confirmed connection to Anchor Watch News (Fact 1), and
(b) Had access to the frb-discussion channel on and around August 30, 2025 (Fact 5), and
(c) Had access to the DOJ-DOC communications channel on and around November 14, 2025 (Fact 9).
11. The leaked message constituted attorney-client communications, as it involved DOJ legal counsel discussing litigation-related matters with the Department of Commerce.
12. Anchor Watch News is not a registered legal entity with the Department of Commerce (P-034).
13. The Department of Commerce did not give written permission for Anchor Watch News or AsexualDinosaur to release the message published on November 14, 2025 (P-035).
14. On November 27, 2025, the District Court of Redmont identified AsexualDinosaur as the owner/operator of Anchor Watch News (P-036).
III. CHARGES
The Prosecution hereby alleges the following charge against the Defendant:
1. Breaching Attorney Client Privilege
Releasing Attorney-Client communications without written permission is Breaching Attorney Client Privilege under the Criminal Code Act IX(9).
Given that AsexualDinosaur is the only individual who both had access to all leaked sources and owns the entity that published each release (Fact 10), it is more likely than not that he was the individual who disclosed the attorney-client communication at issue.
Because Anchor Watch News is unregistered (Fact 12), its owner may be held personally liable for its actions (Privacy Matters v. Nexalin Part II.B, Paragraph 2 and KingBOB99878 v. truffleboy123).
AsexualDinosaur, as the owner of Anchor Watch News (Fact 1, Fact 12, Fact 14), may be held personally responsible for the actions of Anchor Watch News.
Anchor Watch News released attorney-client communications without written permission (Fact 7, Fact 11, Fact 13).
Therefore, AsexualDinosaur, as the owner of Anchor Watch News, disclosed attorney-client communications without written permission, and should be held liable for this action.
IV. SENTENCING
The Prosecution hereby recommends the following sentence for the Defendant:
1. 200 Penalty Units, equalling $20,000, for Breaching Attorney Client Privilege.
2. 20 minutes in prison for Breaching Attorney Client Privilege.
3. Disbarment for a period of one month for Breaching Attorney Client Privilege.
V. WITNESSES
1. AsexualDinosaur
2. ElysiaCrynn
VI. EVIDENCE
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Lawsuit: In Session Post in thread 'Inknet v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 86'
Lawsuit: Dismissed Post in thread 'ToadKing v. Anchor Watch [2025] DCR 98'
Accordingly, the Court identifies the Owner/Operator of "Anchor Watch" to be @asexualdinosaur.
Magistrate Venne.
By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.
DATED: This 27th of November 2025.
