Hi everyone! I just moved in next door and want to say... WHAT THE *Bleep* IS GOIN ON HERE?! Nah nah nah, I'll come back tomorrow. If you guys could kindly finish this up, I'll be back later and pretend I didn't already see this. Ok. ok. *quietly closes the door*
Alright peoples I have returned. Imma just... *takes the trash bin containing 1950's body outside and burns it* Now that's a little bit better! Also, I'm not doing this because I care about your living situation, *brings in and turns on an air filtering fan* I'm doing this because I know from experience that this smell will find its way into my house.
*Bleep* I didn't see that. Guess the people who used to live here had some problems too. You can have that if you want. As you can see by the stuff still in my car, I haven't actually entered my new home. Some random dude on the street kinda just gave me the house keys. He looked drunk and I think he had a heart attack and died after I left him. Guess the keys were the only thing keeping him alive. And I took that away. *evil laughter starts and becomes louder* Seriously though, I don't want the drugs.
(Door to door salesman, Not me) Would you be interested in Buying Grass Blocks, I need the Money... I almost got Fired from Floormart so I have to work harder or I will get fired! Please I have a Wife and... Two Gold fish. Please My Boss isn't a nice guy, His Name is Mr Fluffy!