The Commonwealth of Redmont v. Budgieboy

[SplashyAlpaca77]

Case Filing

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT

CRIMINAL ACTION

The Commonwealth of Redmont

Prosecution

v.

Budgieboy

Defendant

COMPLAINT:

The Prosecution alleges criminal actions committed by the Defendant as follows:

PROSECUTING AUTHORITY REPORT

The defendant on or around 9/23/26 had in their possession excessive amounts of Buffs from various categories including but not limited to Major, Minor and Seeds. The defendant operated a growing operations within the Commonwealths confines. This identified operation strikes to the core of on-going pandemic of excessive Buff usage and possession and needs to halted. It is the Commonwealths opinion that this needs to be halted posthaste.

I. PARTIES

1. The Commonwealth of Redmont (Prosecution)

2. Budgieboy (Defendant)

3. detectivholmes (Investigating SGT)

II. FACTS

1. On or around 9/23/26 the DHS opened an investigation into the defendant. The department filed a warrant before the court to search the defendants property.

2. The DHS search and seized illegal buffs from the properties currently rented by the defendant (kingco-c203-3a and XB-apt-02)

3. The DHS reported finding in total: 18 sleepy paper, 254 coco seeds and 2 coco leaves.

4. The Defendant was selling buffs inside their rented plots, kingco-c203-3a and XB-apt-02 (p-001).
5. The defendant was also growing buffs inside their rented plots, kingco-c203-3a and XB-apt-02(p-001).
6. The plots, kingco-c203-3a and XB-apt-02, belonged to the defendant. (p-002)

III. CHARGES
The Prosecution hereby alleges the following charges against the Defendant:

1. Illicit Substance Trafficking

Section 6(3) of the criminal code of conduct defines Illegal Substance trafficking to occur when an individual:

a) sells, distributes, or traffics any quantity of an illicit substance; or

(b) brings illicit substances into Redmont with the intention of selling.

The defendant clearly violated point a via a chest shop, as shown in P-001
2. Illicit Substance Production Section 6(5) of the criminal code of conduct defines Illicit Substance Production trafficking to occur when and individual:

a) Plants Buff Seeds

(b) Creates Illicit Substances

(c) Grows Illicit Substances on a plot registered to their name.

The defendant clearly violated point (a) and (c), as shown in P-001.
IV. SENTENCING

The Prosecution hereby recommends the following sentence for the Defendant:

1. On count 1 - 100pu ($12,000)

2. On Count 2 - 250pu ($60,000 + 120min)
V. EVIDENCE
P-001:
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P-002:
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By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

DATED: This 8th day of November 2026