Bill: Rejected Terminally Online Act

[Kaiserin_]

CONGRESS OF THE
COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
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A BILL TO

Repeal the Touch Grass Act




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The people of the Commonwealth of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:


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PART I — PRELIMINARIES

1. Short Title and Enactment

(1) This Act may be cited as the ‘Terminally Online Act’

(2) This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.

(3) This Act has been authored by Speaker Kaiserin_

(4) This Act has been co-sponsored by Sen. RylandW.

(5) This Act amends the following acts:

(a) Touch Grass Act

2. Reasons and Intent

(1) While certainly comedic in nature, this Act is unenforceable and should probably be revoked in order to keep our body of legislation clean.

PART II — PROVISIONS

3. Repeals

(1) The Touch Grass Act is hereby repealed.