Lawsuit: Dismissed MZombie0429 v. ClayGuy [2026] DCR 99

[lao19]

Case Filing

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CIVIL ACTION


MZombie0429
Plaintiff

v.

ClayGuy
Defendant

COMPLAINT
The Plaintiff complains against the Defendant as follows:

WRITTEN STATEMENT FROM THE PLAINTIFF

While I was peacefully fishing because I needed money, Clayguy spontaneously assaulted me. Clayguy swiftly got away as I desperately looked for him trying to confront him. He left the game after the assault while I looked for him.

I. PARTIES
1. MZombie0429
2. Clayguy

II. FACTS
1. The Plaintiff is by trade, a fisher. (P-002)
2. On 14 June 2026, 8:31 AM (CT) The Plaintiff was fishing at the docks located near the Aventura spawn. (P-001)
3. The Defendant, another fisher by trade, approached The Plaintiff from behind and punched them into the water in which The Plaintiff was fishing (P-001), (P-003)
4. The Plaintiff proceeded to scramble out of the water, looking at their attacker (The Defendant) who had ran away and begun to fish before falling into a hole in the dock and removing themself from the water once more.
5. The Defendant had worn a mask during the event to hide their identity from others. (P-001)
6. This event disturbed the peace of the docks, creating a more hostile environment.
7. This event disturbed the fishing of The Plaintiff and caused them to panic.

III. CLAIMS FOR RELIEF
1. The Plaintiff alleges that the Defendant has violated the Criminal Code Act by "Disturbing The Peace" of the docks and surrounding area. Disturbing the Peace is a crime under CCA Part V, Section I:

1 - Disturbing the Peace
Offence Type: Indictable
Penalty: Up to 100 Penalty Units; Up to 60 minutes imprisonment
A person commits an offence if the person:
(a) engages in disorderly behavior toward an individual or group that causes or is likely to cause harassment, alarm, or distress.
Relevant Law:

2. The Plaintiff's fishing was interrupted momentarily, causing a loss of time and therefore profits.

IV. PRAYER FOR RELIEF
The Plaintiff seeks the following from the Defendant:
1. Punitive Damages in the amount of $2000.
2. Legal fees totalling 30% of the case value.
3. Any other restitution that the court sees as right and just.


V: Evidence:

Spoiler: P-001

Spoiler: P-002

Spoiler: P-003

Spoiler: Proof of Representation

By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

DATED: This 17th day of June 2026

 

[ko531]

Court Order

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
SUA SPONTE DISMISSAL

This case is dismissed under rule 5.5 for failure to state a claim.

Crimes inside the Criminal Code Act do not double as civil torts. You cannot just state that a crime has been committed against you. A crime occuring does not automatically create a civil claim, at best it may make reason to open a DHS ticket to report it.

As for the second claim, there is no civil tort in the Redmont Civil Code Act or a common law tort for the interrupting and prevention of one's fishing. The court's suggestion is for the plaintiff's lawyer to search the RCCA for an actual civil tort.


This case is dismissed without prejudice