Lawsuit: In Session In re: HatManMC (Inquisitorial Action) [2026] FCR X2

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Court Order


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
Order to Show Cause - Summary Conviction

@HatManMC committed treasonous actions to the Commonwealth of Redmont by providing secret government information to the Kingdom of Alexandria. They shall show cause for why they should not be publicly executed for treason at the in-game hearing.

Signed,
Judge Talion Montclair-Contour



Court Order


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
Writ of Summons

@HatManMC is commanded to appear before the Federal Court in the proceeding In re: HatManMC (Inquisitorial Action) [2026] FCR 104 on the 31st of October at 20:00 UTC at the Federal Court Building.

Signed,
Judge Talion Montclair-Contour



This is part of an event that will be in conjunction with the DPA, do not use this case as precedence nor an actual attempt to punish any citizen.
 

Motion


Your dishonorable,

I wish to file an inimicus brief, as an enemy of the court, following event precedent in SPECIAL in re: juniperfig [2026] FCR X1

My interest in this case is heavily biased. I may have a personal interest or stake in the outcome of this case as the former King of Alexandria. My brief concerns the legitimacy of these claims and my inside royal knowledge, also I wish to brief the court about how amazing and ethical public executions are- to be clear my brief will be blatantly at the detriment of HatMan.


Disrespectfully submitted,
Evil Duke of Alexandria

 
asexualdinosaur said:

Motion


Your dishonorable,

I wish to file an inimicus brief, as an enemy of the court, following event precedent in SPECIAL in re: juniperfig [2026] FCR X1

My interest in this case is heavily biased. I may have a personal interest or stake in the outcome of this case as the former King of Alexandria. My brief concerns the legitimacy of these claims and my inside royal knowledge, also I wish to brief the court about how amazing and ethical public executions are- to be clear my brief will be blatantly at the detriment of HatMan.


Disrespectfully submitted,
Evil Duke of Alexandria

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Granted.
 

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

You’re not so honorable and executioner,

I wish to file a brief on why we should standardize public executions. I have a huge bias in this case because I am good friends with the accused and have worked with him in Congress for a while. Anyways, now let me do a thing to encourage you!

“Ayo big Talion! I wanna lowkey participate in this execution. I volunteer to explain why we should standardize public executions, and also would be willing to help with the execution! Lowkey you should accept me.”

 

Motion


I’m Honor,

As BAR Chairperson, I would like to file a brief on behalf of the BAR regarding the preferred method of execution for Hat Man, as we the BAR have already unilaterally decided that he is guilty.

This brief will also cover why @EmeraldGuuy should be executed.

To clarify, while this brief will reflect the official opinion of the BAR, no other councilors will be consulted.

Suck it, James (@00f3).

 
NoMoreUno said:

Motion


I’m Honor,

As BAR Chairperson, I would like to file a brief on behalf of the BAR regarding the preferred method of execution for Hat Man, as we the BAR have already unilaterally decided that he is guilty.

This brief will also cover why @EmeraldGuuy should be executed.

To clarify, while this brief will reflect the official opinion of the BAR, no other councilors will be consulted.

Suck it, James (@00f3).

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Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

You are not that Honor,

I object to this, but only the part about me being executed. I have not committed treason to Alexandria. In fact, I believe we should legalize nuclear bombs, use it on Alexandria, and then re illegalize them. (Obviously any other use of the nuclear bombs other then on Alexandria would not be allowed) I think I hate Alexandria enough for this to be denied.

I am kinda Honor,
EmeraldGuuy

 

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT

There is a impostor among us, i declare @HatManMC that impostor.
He should be thrown off the ship for feeding information to other impostors and he shall be executed by our defense system.

Signed,
Crewmate Cyanroy.

 

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

AYO BIG HONOR,

I suggest we all take nap time and then do the public execution once all motions and objections have been ruled on.

“Take 5”

I am very honor,
EmeraldGuuy

 
EmeraldGuuy said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

AYO BIG HONOR,

I suggest we all take nap time and then do the public execution once all motions and objections have been ruled on.

“Take 5”

I am very honor,
EmeraldGuuy

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Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF ALEXANDRIA

Your Honor, My Public Servant,

We have received information that @EmeraldGuuy has plans to escape during this nap time, and has secretly already had a nap in the Senate building.

For this reason, I wish the court find him in contempt, and sentence him to 1847486935709817540427395872375 minutes of imprisonment.

[/objection.]

 
NoMoreUno said:

Motion


I’m Honor,

As BAR Chairperson, I would like to file a brief on behalf of the BAR regarding the preferred method of execution for Hat Man, as we the BAR have already unilaterally decided that he is guilty.

This brief will also cover why @EmeraldGuuy should be executed.

To clarify, while this brief will reflect the official opinion of the BAR, no other councilors will be consulted.

Suck it, James (@00f3).

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Honor?! I hardly know her!

The official BAR-approved method of execution is to disbar the man by beating him to death with dis bar

xVoltrix
OFFICIAL SPOKESMAN OF THE BAR
 
EmeraldGuuy said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

You’re not so honorable and executioner,

I wish to file a brief on why we should standardize public executions. I have a huge bias in this case because I am good friends with the accused and have worked with him in Congress for a while. Anyways, now let me do a thing to encourage you!

“Ayo big Talion! I wanna lowkey participate in this execution. I volunteer to explain why we should standardize public executions, and also would be willing to help with the execution! Lowkey you should accept me.”

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Granted.
 
NoMoreUno said:

Motion


I’m Honor,

As BAR Chairperson, I would like to file a brief on behalf of the BAR regarding the preferred method of execution for Hat Man, as we the BAR have already unilaterally decided that he is guilty.

This brief will also cover why @EmeraldGuuy should be executed.

To clarify, while this brief will reflect the official opinion of the BAR, no other councilors will be consulted.

Suck it, James (@00f3).

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Granted.
 
Your Honor, HatManMC is present.

@HatManMC will be lead counsel on this case and I will be co-counsel.

Please note I am representing HatManMC in my personal capacity, not as the Commonwealth or any law firm.

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Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

You are kinda not so honor,

I wish that you hold me in contempt of court without being fined or have any penalty units put against me. So I just am charged with it but for no reason other then I want the forum badge, and I will not be held with any penalty units or actual fines.

Thx,
EmeraldGuuy

 

Brief


Your dishonor,

I am the former King of Alexandria, and as such I was given a special classification between myself and the government of which has a 365 day classification period. Act of Parliament - A.P. 02-001 | Freedom of Information Act I am here today to violate this classification before the 365 day period is up to disclose the truth of the matter. The truth that Crooked @Kaiserin_, Malicious @McBrittle419, or Cowardly @ConsequencesInc will not tell you!


It's no secret that @HatManMC joined Statecraft May 30th 2026, but when did they join DemocracyCraft? That's right, June 15th 2026. So what was HatMan doing for 15 days in a foreign nation before coming to Redmont? Well, the truth is- Alexandria dedicated a special training for special force operators to infiltrate and assimilate into Redmontian culture in order to take over the highest levels of government and cause confusion and disruption.

Alexandria's program's earliest victory was with then Queen Juniperfig. Under the Multiman administration she was brought into the Department of Justice. What happened next was nothing short of chaos. The entire DoJ guild was deleted and pulverized into oblivion. That's right, this was the work of Alexandria. This same program is the one that trained up HatMan and put him into a position of power, all for the explicit purpose of leaking national secrets back to Alexandria- and in-fact the chaos from the DoJ is exactly what enabled Alexandria to sneak in additional operatives unbeknownst to Redmont.


HatMan not only participated in this Alexandrian program, but he was amongst the top performers within his class. Normally an operative would take months to graduate, but for Hatman it was a mere 15 days. Anything from financial plans, Police officer locations, Impending commerce directives, Congressional discussions- Alexandria always received the intel at the drop of a hat (pun intended). I cannot hold these deceptions in any longer, let the world know HatMan is through and through and Alexandrian spy- Leakier than the bathtub from Breaking Bad (S1E2). He was more than a willing participant. He was indispensable. He kept Alexandria out of hot water. He laundered our money. He lied for us. He conspired with us and he made millions. Fact is, Alexandria couldn't have done it without him!


A public execution is not only the just course of action, it's arguably NOT ENOUGH. For the level of harm, information leaked, conspiracy, and overall harm and detriment caused to the Commonwealth of Redmont, HatMan ought to be executed TWICE over. This sort of deceit and treachery has undermined the stability and sovereignty of Redmont and these actions should not be taken lightly. Also your dishonor, public execution is downright BADASS- and HatMan should be executed for that reason alone, everything else is merely so the rest of us can rest easy at night knowing it wasn't entirely senseless.


Submitted with disdain,
Evil Duke of Alexandria

 
asexualdinosaur said:

Brief


Your dishonor,

I am the former King of Alexandria, and as such I was given a special classification between myself and the government of which has a 365 day classification period. Act of Parliament - A.P. 02-001 | Freedom of Information Act I am here today to violate this classification before the 365 day period is up to disclose the truth of the matter. The truth that Crooked @Kaiserin_, Malicious @McBrittle419, or Cowardly @ConsequencesInc will not tell you!


It's no secret that @HatManMC joined Statecraft May 30th 2026, but when did they join DemocracyCraft? That's right, June 15th 2026. So what was HatMan doing for 15 days in a foreign nation before coming to Redmont? Well, the truth is- Alexandria dedicated a special training for special force operators to infiltrate and assimilate into Redmontian culture in order to take over the highest levels of government and cause confusion and disruption.

Alexandria's program's earliest victory was with then Queen Juniperfig. Under the Multiman administration she was brought into the Department of Justice. What happened next was nothing short of chaos. The entire DoJ guild was deleted and pulverized into oblivion. That's right, this was the work of Alexandria. This same program is the one that trained up HatMan and put him into a position of power, all for the explicit purpose of leaking national secrets back to Alexandria- and in-fact the chaos from the DoJ is exactly what enabled Alexandria to sneak in additional operatives unbeknownst to Redmont.


HatMan not only participated in this Alexandrian program, but he was amongst the top performers within his class. Normally an operative would take months to graduate, but for Hatman it was a mere 15 days. Anything from financial plans, Police officer locations, Impending commerce directives, Congressional discussions- Alexandria always received the intel at the drop of a hat (pun intended). I cannot hold these deceptions in any longer, let the world know HatMan is through and through and Alexandrian spy- Leakier than the bathtub from Breaking Bad (S1E2). He was more than a willing participant. He was indispensable. He kept Alexandria out of hot water. He laundered our money. He lied for us. He conspired with us and he made millions. Fact is, Alexandria couldn't have done it without him!


A public execution is not only the just course of action, it's arguably NOT ENOUGH. For the level of harm, information leaked, conspiracy, and overall harm and detriment caused to the Commonwealth of Redmont, HatMan ought to be executed TWICE over. This sort of deceit and treachery has undermined the stability and sovereignty of Redmont and these actions should not be taken lightly. Also your dishonor, public execution is downright BADASS- and HatMan should be executed for that reason alone, everything else is merely so the rest of us can rest easy at nigh
Evil Duke of Alexandria

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Cyanroy said:
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Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT
CONTEMPT OF COURT

you are not at all honor,

I suggest you hold cyanroy with contempt of court because he talked in this thread without explicit permission from ME, the most honorable in all the land. Anyways, do me a favor g and hold him with contempt with no penalty units.

Sorry for bad legal,
EmeraldGuuy
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asexualdinosaur said:

Brief


Your dishonor,

I am the former King of Alexandria, and as such I was given a special classification between myself and the government of which has a 365 day classification period. Act of Parliament - A.P. 02-001 | Freedom of Information Act I am here today to violate this classification before the 365 day period is up to disclose the truth of the matter. The truth that Crooked @Kaiserin_, Malicious @McBrittle419, or Cowardly @ConsequencesInc will not tell you!


It's no secret that @HatManMC joined Statecraft May 30th 2026, but when did they join DemocracyCraft? That's right, June 15th 2026. So what was HatMan doing for 15 days in a foreign nation before coming to Redmont? Well, the truth is- Alexandria dedicated a special training for special force operators to infiltrate and assimilate into Redmontian culture in order to take over the highest levels of government and cause confusion and disruption.

Alexandria's program's earliest victory was with then Queen Juniperfig. Under the Multiman administration she was brought into the Department of Justice. What happened next was nothing short of chaos. The entire DoJ guild was deleted and pulverized into oblivion. That's right, this was the work of Alexandria. This same program is the one that trained up HatMan and put him into a position of power, all for the explicit purpose of leaking national secrets back to Alexandria- and in-fact the chaos from the DoJ is exactly what enabled Alexandria to sneak in additional operatives unbeknownst to Redmont.


HatMan not only participated in this Alexandrian program, but he was amongst the top performers within his class. Normally an operative would take months to graduate, but for Hatman it was a mere 15 days. Anything from financial plans, Police officer locations, Impending commerce directives, Congressional discussions- Alexandria always received the intel at the drop of a hat (pun intended). I cannot hold these deceptions in any longer, let the world know HatMan is through and through and Alexandrian spy- Leakier than the bathtub from Breaking Bad (S1E2). He was more than a willing participant. He was indispensable. He kept Alexandria out of hot water. He laundered our money. He lied for us. He conspired with us and he made millions. Fact is, Alexandria couldn't have done it without him!


A public execution is not only the just course of action, it's arguably NOT ENOUGH. For the level of harm, information leaked, conspiracy, and overall harm and detriment caused to the Commonwealth of Redmont, HatMan ought to be executed TWICE over. This sort of deceit and treachery has undermined the stability and sovereignty of Redmont and these actions should not be taken lightly. Also your dishonor, public execution is downright BADASS- and HatMan should be executed for that reason alone, everything else is merely so the rest of us can rest easy at night knowing it wasn't entirely senseless.


Submitted with disdain,
Evil Duke of Alexandria

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Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT
POOP BREAK

I request this long message to be struck and reposted in 30 minutes, since I am not able to read them until in 30 minutes and do not want to be behind on the aura lore.

I also request for all motioning and objecting to be paused until after 30 minutes.

This suffices as a nice pooping break for everyone.

Signed,
Secretary of Poop sonofalancer

 

Motion



IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

Your're Dishono're,

As the legal child of @HatManMC, I motion to have me, the legal child of @HatManMC, to be executed alongside @HatManMC, as his legal child.

I understand the implications, but I, the legal child of @HatManMC, have committed treason in ways not yet imaginable. Take out @HatManMC, take out @HatManMC's legal child.

Unwillfully submitted,
StarKlower (AKA the legal child of @HatManMC)

 

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL POOP wait no COURT
OF REDMONT
MOTION TO NOT CONTINUE

Your Honour,

I request a continuance (did I spell that right @Johnes) for everyone to poop.

We shall poop.

Poop,
Lance

 
Cyanroy said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT

There is a impostor among us, i declare @HatManMC that impostor.
He should be thrown off the ship for feeding information to other impostors and he shall be executed by our defense system.

Signed,
Crewmate Cyanroy.

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Cyanroy said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

Your honor @Talion77

I wish to file an americano brief, to explain why @EmeraldGuuy , @NoMoreUno, @asexualdinosaur and @HatManMC should be publicly executed in the middle of spawn.


Signed,
Crewmate Cyanroy.

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Cyanroy said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE

He did a double [/objection.] !!!!!!!

Signed,
Crewmate Cyanroy.

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Cyanroy said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT

no.

Signed,
Crewmate Cyanroy.

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Cyanroy said:
yappatron
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Cyanroy said:
He did double [/objection]!!!!!!!!

execute hin
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Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE


Your Honor, Cyanroy is only a Solicitor in the Commonwealth of Redmont, not a Barrister. Firstly, Regulations of the Federal Court §3 clearly state that only a “interested Attorney or duly registered Barrister may apply for leave to file an amicus curiae brief.” Further, this is confirmed by the rule with the best number ever, Rule 6.7. Next, the Bar Association of Redmont Act Part VI §3 notes that only Barristers will have the power to practice in the Federal Court. Solicitors may only practice in the District Court (BAR Act, §2). Therefore, these messages should be stricken, and Cyanroy should be charged with Contempt of Court with a fine of 1/12000 Penalty Units, or $0.01.

Respectfully submitted,
_GreyMC
Co-Counsel for the Defense​

 
unalign said:

Court Order


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
Writ of Summons

hin is commanded to appear before the Federal Court in the proceeding In re: HatManMC (Inquisitorial Action) [2026] FCR 104 on the 31st of October at 22:00 UTC at the Federal Court Building.

Signed,
Shadow Judge, unalign

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Objection



IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE

Your Honor,

Senator and reportedly "Shadow Judge" @unalign has impersonated Presiding Officer Talion77 by issuing a court order. According to the official page for Court Orders, "The below [list of Court Orders] is not an exhaustive list of writs available to a Judicial Officer", implying a lack of ability for unalign to issue a Court Order of his own doing.

I humbly request that unalign be held in Contempt of Court for this, and the Court Order as well his "ruling" on the objection from @Cyanroy be struck from the record.

 
Talion77 said:

Court Order


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
Order to Show Cause - Summary Conviction

@HatManMC committed treasonous actions to the Commonwealth of Redmont by providing secret government information to the Kingdom of Alexandria. They shall show cause for why they should not be publicly executed for treason at the in-game hearing.

Signed,
Judge Talion Montclair-Contour



Court Order


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
Writ of Summons

@HatManMC is commanded to appear before the Federal Court in the proceeding In re: HatManMC (Inquisitorial Action) [2026] FCR 104 on the 31st of October at 20:00 UTC at the Federal Court Building.

Signed,
Judge Talion Montclair-Contour



This is part of an event that will be in conjunction with the DPA, do not use this case as precedence nor an actual attempt to punish any citizen.
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Motion



IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

Your dishonourable

I, .sam41722 and unofficial hat wife wish to also be executed alongside @HatManMC because as his mistress, I have become privy to, aided and abetted in his treasonous actions. I gave him the key to my heart and all I got in return was a slap and a fat man to my house!


Signed and submitted with a gun to my head
.sam41722 (mistress of @HatManMC)

 
greymc said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE


Your Honor, Cyanroy is only a Solicitor in the Commonwealth of Redmont, not a Barrister. Firstly, Regulations of the Federal Court §3 clearly state that only a “interested Attorney or duly registered Barrister may apply for leave to file an amicus curiae brief.” Further, this is confirmed by the rule with the best number ever, Rule 6.7. Next, the Bar Association of Redmont Act Part VI §3 notes that only Barristers will have the power to practice in the Federal Court. Solicitors may only practice in the District Court (BAR Act, §2). Therefore, these messages should be stricken, and Cyanroy should be charged with Contempt of Court with a fine of 1/12000 Penalty Units, or $0.01.

Respectfully submitted,
_GreyMC
Co-Counsel for the Defense​

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In support of the listed objection, the Defense submits the following evidence:
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Sam said:

Motion



IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

Your dishonourable

I, .sam41722 and unofficial hat wife wish to also be executed alongside @HatManMC because as his mistress, I have become privy to, aided and abetted in his treasonous actions. I gave him the key to my heart and all I got in return was a slap and a fat man to my house!


Signed and submitted with a gun to my head
.sam41722 (mistress of @HatManMC)

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Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE


Your Honor, Defense objects to this motion? under Breach of Procedure. As noted in our former objection, Bar Association of Redmont Act Part VI §3 allows only Barristers to appear in the Federal Court. Sadly, .Sam41722 does not have any legal qualifications, and therefore cannot appear.

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The Defense humbly requests for President @antonfr to answer the following question:

1. Do you swear to pardon anyone convicted of Contempt of Court in this specific case at the request of the presiding officer at the end of the case?

The Defense asks this to allow certain charges for the live-action roleplay aspect (commonly referred to by young and naive Solicitors as "larp").
 

Brief


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

I'm Honor Indeed,

I. Why Should Congress Pass the Public Execution Act

While I abstained on the bill (UJP reference), I believe Congress should pass the Act and make public execution a viable remedy for treason. Doing this would possibly increase player fun, and make the server more enjoyable. This Act would also fully legalize fun cases like these, and have more public executions at the Federal Court.

II. Why HatManMC should be executed

An article posted by Tohajiilee News on the now deleted website of FontaineStacks showed direct evidence of HatMan having first joined StateCraft (stinky Alexandria) and the later joining DemocracyCraft (glorious Redmont). This is an obvious form of treason, and HatManMC should be inedited for this. Secondly, HatMan should be executed for funzies lol.

III. Standardize them?

Yes. For the above reasons, I believe that HatMan should be executed and that public executions should be LEAGLLIZED in accordance with the Public Executions Act.

Mommy I sound official! Oh ye, sorry for bad legal,
EmeraldGuuy

 
greymc said:
The Defense humbly requests for President @antonfr to answer the following question:

1. Do you swear to pardon anyone convicted of Contempt of Court in this specific case at the request of the presiding officer at the end of the case?

The Defense asks this to allow certain charges for the live-action roleplay aspect (commonly referred to by young and naive Solicitors as "larp").
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Motion


IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE BROWN HOUSE
MOTION TO ANSWER

1. probably?

 

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO CALL THIS CASE TO ORDER

Your Honor,

The Defense understands this is a joke case, but wishes to have some sense of normalcy and not random objections and motions everywhere. It is funny for a second, but then nothing will ever happen.

Therefore, the Defense requests that any motions or objections, besides amicus briefs, made by parties not involved in this case, to be considered moot. The Defense also requests Contempt charges for people who appear with no intent to actually follow the roleplay, and who just object to everything for no reason.

I love amicus briefs and I think we need them, but 100 people just appearing and doing this makes it to crazy.

Respectfully submitted,
_GreyMC
Co-Counsel for the Defense​

 
Sam said:
Who said I was holding the gun?
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Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE

Your Honor, the Defense objects here as .Sam41722 is not a Barrister nor has any law qualifications. (D-002)



Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - IMPROPER EVIDENCE

Your Honor, the Defense objects to the evidence presented in Post #52 as it has been presented improperly. Rule 4.6 requires all evidence to be submitted by using the format P-## or D-##. Firstly, unalign has failed to do this. He also is not a party.

 
Your Honour, I would like to declare that I am present on behalf of the Commonwealth, and would like to contest that the defendant should be executed, and for the people to make their choice of the optimal method of execution.
 
Your Honor, the Defense submits the following legal brief, as there is no guide on what the Defense should do:

Brief


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
LEGAL BRIEF

Your Honor,

Look at the Senate right now. The horrid state it is in. So sleepy, passing bills just to forget to amend them and boom now they are vetoed. It's horrid.

Look at the backlog! It's INSANITY! :(

HatManMC just became the President of the Senate, and look at what he's been doing. He started putting up bills and motions, and resolving the backlog. Is this a treasonous man? No. It's a hardworking Senator who wants to do what's best for Redmont.

What happens when you remove HatMan from the Senate, due to a public execution? You get bills... not being put up! A sleepy Senate again! DURING CARETAKER. The next Senate would have to inheret the backlog. This is HORRID. Therefore, HatManMC should not be executed.

Thank you.

 
DETECTIVHOLMES said:
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Your Hounour, The Commonwealth objects to this order, due to exsisting statues of seperation of power, the executive and the presidency have no power and jurisdiction here, furthermore, Vice Presidence Grey is representing the defendant in this case, which is a blatant conflict of interest, the Commonwealth wishes to charge Presidence Grey with treason for unlawfully assisting a traitor using their powers, and wishes to prosecute them in this case alongside hatman accoording to our nonexsistent RICO Act.
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Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE

Your Honor,

The RICO Act does not exist. Trying to prosecute myself in this same case isn't allowed. Even more, this case isn't a prosecution by the Commonwealth. It's an inquisitorial action by the Court. Tsk tsk tsk commonwealth.

 
Your Honor, I am informing the Court that the Commonwealth of Redmont, specifically the Department of Justice, has been added as the Defendant's co-counsel.
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Brief


Your Honour, we changed our minds, we would like to defend the defendant
Under the Executive Standards Act
The Department of Justice's duties include:
(a) Defending the national legal interest.
(c) Acting ethically and lawfully at the President’s direction.

Since the defendant is the President of the Senate, it would be of National Legal Interest to defend him, see above filing by the defence's main counsel. Vice President Grey is also basically the president, so that too yeah.

 
sonofalancer said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF YELLOWMONT
GET SARA IN HERE

I move to add the following witnesses to the list:
- @STRAWBERRYSARA

I ask Sara to answer the following questions:

1. Are you an alien or a Sara?

2. Would you like me if I was a worm?

3. Did I properly waste your time?

As lancer I now summon @STRAWBERRYSARA to appear in the federal court to answer above questions.

So ordered,
Budge sonofalancer

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Denied.
 
EmeraldGuuy said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

You are not that Honor,

I object to this, but only the part about me being executed. I have not committed treason to Alexandria. In fact, I believe we should legalize nuclear bombs, use it on Alexandria, and then re illegalize them. (Obviously any other use of the nuclear bombs other then on Alexandria would not be allowed) I think I hate Alexandria enough for this to be denied.

I am kinda Honor,
EmeraldGuuy

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Denied, you are not a party to the case and as such cannot object.
 
Cyanroy said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT

There is a impostor among us, i declare @HatManMC that impostor.
He should be thrown off the ship for feeding information to other impostors and he shall be executed by our defense system.

Signed,
Crewmate Cyanroy.

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Denied.
 
EmeraldGuuy said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

AYO BIG HONOR,

I suggest we all take nap time and then do the public execution once all motions and objections have been ruled on.

“Take 5”

I am very honor,
EmeraldGuuy

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Granted. No further pre-trial motions shall be permitted, except for requests to file an amicus brief.
 
amah853 said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF ALEXANDRIA

Your Honor, My Public Servant,

We have received information that @EmeraldGuuy has plans to escape during this nap time, and has secretly already had a nap in the Senate building.

For this reason, I wish the court find him in contempt, and sentence him to 1847486935709817540427395872375 minutes of imprisonment.

[/objection.]

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Denied.
 
EmeraldGuuy said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

You are kinda not so honor,

I wish that you hold me in contempt of court without being fined or have any penalty units put against me. So I just am charged with it but for no reason other then I want the forum badge, and I will not be held with any penalty units or actual fines.

Thx,
EmeraldGuuy

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Denied.
 
EmeraldGuuy said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT
CONTEMPT OF COURT

you are not at all honor,

I suggest you hold cyanroy with contempt of court because he talked in this thread without explicit permission from ME, the most honorable in all the land. Anyways, do me a favor g and hold him with contempt with no penalty units.

Sorry for bad legal,
EmeraldGuuy
[/obection]

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Granted in part, the message has been struck, no contempt charge will be given.
 
sonofalancer said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT
POOP BREAK

I request this long message to be struck and reposted in 30 minutes, since I am not able to read them until in 30 minutes and do not want to be behind on the aura lore.

I also request for all motioning and objecting to be paused until after 30 minutes.

This suffices as a nice pooping break for everyone.

Signed,
Secretary of Poop sonofalancer

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Denied.
 
greymc said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO CALL THIS CASE TO ORDER

Your Honor,

The Defense understands this is a joke case, but wishes to have some sense of normalcy and not random objections and motions everywhere. It is funny for a second, but then nothing will ever happen.

Therefore, the Defense requests that any motions or objections, besides amicus briefs, made by parties not involved in this case, to be considered moot. The Defense also requests Contempt charges for people who appear with no intent to actually follow the roleplay, and who just object to everything for no reason.

I love amicus briefs and I think we need them, but 100 people just appearing and doing this makes it to crazy.

Respectfully submitted,
_GreyMC
Co-Counsel for the Defense​

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This motion is granted. Any motions, objections or other out of turn statements, except for motions to intervene and requests to file an amicus brief will result in a contempt charge carrying a hefty monetary fine from now on.
 
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StarKlower said:

Motion



IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

Your're Dishono're,

As the legal child of @HatManMC, I motion to have me, the legal child of @HatManMC, to be executed alongside @HatManMC, as his legal child.

I understand the implications, but I, the legal child of @HatManMC, have committed treason in ways not yet imaginable. Take out @HatManMC, take out @HatManMC's legal child.

Unwillfully submitted,
StarKlower (AKA the legal child of @HatManMC)

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Denied.
 
Talion77 said:
Granted.
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Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO RECONSIDER

Your Honor,

Firstly, I know the Court decided no further pre-trial motions will be accepted, but I hope they will make an exception as it does concern an amicus brief. The Court granted Cyanroy the ability to file an amicus brief, but this decision directly contracts the Court Rules and Procedures. Rule 6.7, an amazing number by the way, states:

Any interested Attorney or duly registered Barrister may ask permission to post an amicus brief.
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Cyanroy is not a Barrister. They are only a Solicitor, meaning they cannot submit an amicus brief. Therefore, the Defense requests the Court to reconsider their decision in accepting Cyanroy's amicus brief, and to deny it instead.

 
sonofalancer said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL POOP wait no COURT
OF REDMONT
MOTION TO NOT CONTINUE

Your Honour,

I request a continuance (did I spell that right @Johnes) for everyone to poop.

We shall poop.

Poop,
Lance

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Denied.
 
greymc said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE


Your Honor, Cyanroy is only a Solicitor in the Commonwealth of Redmont, not a Barrister. Firstly, Regulations of the Federal Court §3 clearly state that only a “interested Attorney or duly registered Barrister may apply for leave to file an amicus curiae brief.” Further, this is confirmed by the rule with the best number ever, Rule 6.7. Next, the Bar Association of Redmont Act Part VI §3 notes that only Barristers will have the power to practice in the Federal Court. Solicitors may only practice in the District Court (BAR Act, §2). Therefore, these messages should be stricken, and Cyanroy should be charged with Contempt of Court with a fine of 1/12000 Penalty Units, or $0.01.

Respectfully submitted,
_GreyMC
Co-Counsel for the Defense​

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Overruled, while this is true, the Court grants special leave to all Solicitors to file an amicus brief in this case.
 
greymc said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO RECONSIDER

Your Honor,

Firstly, I know the Court decided no further pre-trial motions will be accepted, but I hope they will make an exception as it does concern an amicus brief. The Court granted Cyanroy the ability to file an amicus brief, but this decision directly contracts the Court Rules and Procedures. Rule 6.7, an amazing number by the way, states:


Cyanroy is not a Barrister. They are only a Solicitor, meaning they cannot submit an amicus brief. Therefore, the Defense requests the Court to reconsider their decision in accepting Cyanroy's amicus brief, and to deny it instead.

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Denied in line with #103.
 
HatManMC said:

Objection



IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE

Your Honor,

Senator and reportedly "Shadow Judge" @unalign has impersonated Presiding Officer Talion77 by issuing a court order. According to the official page for Court Orders, "The below [list of Court Orders] is not an exhaustive list of writs available to a Judicial Officer", implying a lack of ability for unalign to issue a Court Order of his own doing.

I humbly request that unalign be held in Contempt of Court for this, and the Court Order as well his "ruling" on the objection from @Cyanroy be struck from the record.

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Sustained, however no contempt charge shall be issued.
 
Sam said:

Motion



IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT

Your dishonourable

I, .sam41722 and unofficial hat wife wish to also be executed alongside @HatManMC because as his mistress, I have become privy to, aided and abetted in his treasonous actions. I gave him the key to my heart and all I got in return was a slap and a fat man to my house!


Signed and submitted with a gun to my head
.sam41722 (mistress of @HatManMC)

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Denied.
 
greymc said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE


Your Honor, Defense objects to this motion? under Breach of Procedure. As noted in our former objection, Bar Association of Redmont Act Part VI §3 allows only Barristers to appear in the Federal Court. Sadly, .Sam41722 does not have any legal qualifications, and therefore cannot appear.

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Sustained.
 
greymc said:

Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE

Your Honor, the Defense objects here as .Sam41722 is not a Barrister nor has any law qualifications. (D-002)



Objection


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OBJECTION - IMPROPER EVIDENCE

Your Honor, the Defense objects to the evidence presented in Post #52 as it has been presented improperly. Rule 4.6 requires all evidence to be submitted by using the format P-## or D-##. Firstly, unalign has failed to do this. He also is not a party.

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Sustained.
 
Your Honor, I actually did the math and realized I will not be able to attend the in-game trial. Wow, that's sad. :(

Anyway, that means I officially resign from my position as co-counsel in this case.

Now that I am resigned, I note I have had no attorney-client relationships with the Defendant, and he paid me nothing. I took it pro bono because I could.

Therefore, I now request to file an amicus brief for this case in my official position as the Vice President of the Commonwealth of Redmont. I affirm that I have no personal, pecuniary, or outcome-based interest in the disposition of the case.
 
greymc said:
Your Honor, I actually did the math and realized I will not be able to attend the in-game trial. Wow, that's sad. :(

Anyway, that means I officially resign from my position as co-counsel in this case.

Now that I am resigned, I note I have had no attorney-client relationships with the Defendant, and he paid me nothing. I took it pro bono because I could.

Therefore, I now request to file an amicus brief for this case in my official position as the Vice President of the Commonwealth of Redmont. I affirm that I have no personal, pecuniary, or outcome-based interest in the disposition of the case.
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Granted.
 

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
AMICUS BRIEF

Your Honor,
I would like to request to file an amicus brief on why @greymc should ALSO be publicly executed. Most preferably with a fatman.

Signed,
sonofalancer

 
Oliwag said:
welcome to this court's sponsor,

HONEY

honey allows you to get away from creepy people on the internet
download now, thank you honey for sponsoring this court session.
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Motion

I Motion to hold @Oliwag in contempt of court.
Reason being is Honey it steals your data and I don't like it

 

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO INTERVENE

Your Honor,
Rule 3.8 of the Court Rules and Proceedings states that:

The court must join a party to a case if that party timely files and either: 1) A federal law permits them the right to do so; or 2) The case includes an interest of that party, and the case might impact that interest, unless the parties to the case are protecting it for them.
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As a DHS Lieutenant and Deputy Secretary, i would like to request people who further talk nonsense in this thread to be held on Contempt, and i want to motion for that. This is a direct interest of me.

In the likely case where this motion gets denied, i'd still like to request the Court to only hold others in Contempt if they also get a fine of at least $1200 so that the DHS doesn't lose money on those silly people.

Signed,
sonofalancer

 
PaintballSteven said:

Motion

I Motion to hold @Oliwag in contempt of court.
Reason being is Honey it steals your data and I don't like it

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In accordance with the Court's earlier order, you are hereby held in contempt of Court and will be fined $1200.
 
sonofalancer said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO INTERVENE

Your Honor,
Rule 3.8 of the Court Rules and Proceedings states that:

As a DHS Lieutenant and Deputy Secretary, i would like to request people who further talk nonsense in this thread to be held on Contempt, and i want to motion for that. This is a direct interest of me.

In the likely case where this motion gets denied, i'd still like to request the Court to only hold others in Contempt if they also get a fine of at least $1200 so that the DHS doesn't lose money on those silly people.

Signed,
sonofalancer

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Denied, motions to intervene are not used for this purpose, as you do not appear to have a material interest in the outcome of this proceeding.
 
Talion77 said:
In accordance with the Court's earlier order, you are hereby held in contempt of Court and will be fined $1200.
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Motion


MOTION

Please speed, don't fine me, I'm broke.
Also, permission for a worship break? Your aura is tingling my spidey staffatologist senses.

Signed,
Oliwag

 
PaintballSteven said:

Motion

I Motion to hold @Oliwag in contempt of court.
Reason being is Honey it steals your data and I don't like it

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Objection

I object to this as I have changed the statement to state that our new sponsor is War Thunder! Thank you for our wonderful sponsor.
I also want to tell you, Paintballsteven, to stfu. [/OBJECT]

 

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT

I, Oliwag, motion for a dismissal of all contempt charges towards me.
I was not known regarding the fact that any interference would result
in contempt charges, I was under the impression this was a court case for a
nice fun time.

In the #government-announcements of the official Democracycraft channel,
there is text underlining the statement stating that this is not a serious court case (P-001),
in which I believed for it to be jokes and fun and that I could briefly send one message,
and not expect any consequences.

I then asked Emeraldguy, that has seen my messages
regarding the situation in which I was made known regarding the contempt charges that may
take effect. (P-002). I sincerely apologize, and I hope you accept this apology lord Talion77.

Signed,
Oliwag.



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Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO INTERVENE AND EXTREDITE

Your Honor,

On Behalf of the Kingdom of Alexandria, pursuant to Rule 3.8 of Court Rules and Proceedings, the Kingdom of Alexandria and its Ministry of Justice request that the Kingdom be joined to this inquisition on the side of the Commonwealth.

@HatManMC has not only committed treasonous acts against the Commonwealth. After a successful Alexandrian operation involving the capture and very legal torture of a suspected Redmont spy at our extrajudicial prison complex in the Dominion of Queendom, it has come to light that HatMan is a double agent. Not only did he dip into both of our Nation's sauce reserves, but he committed the treasonous act of dipping with the same tortilla chip.

The Kingdom of Alexandria does not stand by those who commit the party foul of Disturbing the Peace, a violation of §10(14) of A.P. 04-20 | Criminal Code Act, which is a death penalty offense in its own right higher than simple treason when the Double Dip modifier is applied.

It is therefore the request of the Kingdom that the Commonwealth temporarily hold the case while justice is served in the Chancery of Alexandria and immediately repatriate HatManMC to the nearest Alexandrian Port for extradition, which is the Special Autonomous Region the Dominion of Queendom.

Once he has arrived, we will ensure that the particular individual HatMan is tortured to within an inch of his life so that he may spit out the secrets of the state he has spilled while we force him to listen to an audio book of XEndevour reading all of Theory's bills back to back until he breaks given a fair and just trial.

If HatMan is executed before the Alexandrian judicial system gets its just deserts, you are denying the Kingdom the opportunity to do what it must to protect its good name from this heathen who dares to double dip into the shared sauce at the party.

Respectfully signed,
Stephen W. Spooner, Jr.
Solicitor General of Alexandria
Also a Solicitor, in General, in Redmont.

 
greymc said:

Motion


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO RECONSIDER

Your Honor,

Firstly, I know the Court decided no further pre-trial motions will be accepted, but I hope they will make an exception as it does concern an amicus brief. The Court granted Cyanroy the ability to file an amicus brief, but this decision directly contracts the Court Rules and Procedures. Rule 6.7, an amazing number by the way, states:


Cyanroy is not a Barrister. They are only a Solicitor, meaning they cannot submit an amicus brief. Therefore, the Defense requests the Court to reconsider their decision in accepting Cyanroy's amicus brief, and to deny it instead.

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I said americano brief
 

Brief


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
AMERICANO BRIEF

Alright so.

@EmeraldGuuy should be executed because he is a emerald and has no rights.
@NoMoreUno should be executed because he is no more,
@asexualdinosaur should be executed because he is a alien because all dinosaurs died when the big rock hit.
@HatManMC should be executed because he is a hat and hats are no longer cool. (go back to the 30's)

Signed,
Crewmate Cyanroy.

 
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