Lawsuit: Adjourned Dartanman v. AlexanderLove [2023] DCR 20

[Dartanboy]

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CIVIL ACTION

Dartanman
Plaintiff

v.

AlexanderLove
Defendant

 COMPLAINT
AlexanderLove committed Slander against me.

I. PARTIES
1. Dartanman (Plaintiff)
2. AlexanderLove (Defendant)

II. FACTS
1. On August 10, 2023, AlexanderLove said "Dartanman embezzled $69k from the DLA budget" [Exhibit A].
2. I did not embezzle $69k from the DLA budget [I will ask the court to subpoena the DLA's budget info from #budget when we get to witness testimony]

III. CLAIMS FOR RELIEF
1. AlexanderLove intentionally and publicly lied about me committing a crime. The only reason one may do this is to damage my reputation. This is slander.

IV. PRAYER FOR RELIEF
1. $50, in accordance with the Defamation Act.

EVIDENCE
Exhibit A:

MOTION FOR TRIAL BY COMBAT
I, Dartanman, would like to settle this lawsuit by combat. I challenge AlexanderLove to a no-weapons, no-armor, no-effects, fist fight to decide the winner of this lawsuit.

By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

DATED: This 10th day of August 2023

 

[Mask3D_WOLF]

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
WRIT OF SUMMONS

@Alexander P. Love is required to appear before the District Court in the case of Dartanman v. AlexanderLove.

Failure to appear within 48 hours of this summons will result in a default judgement based on the known facts of the case.

Both parties should make themselves aware of the Court Rules and Procedures, including the option of an in-game trial should both parties request one.​

 

[Mask3D_WOLF]

I’d like to additionally remind the defendant of the offer for trial by combat.

 

[Alexander P. Love]

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
ANSWER TO COMPLAINT

Dartanman
Plaintiff

v.

AlexanderLove
Defendant

I. ANSWER TO COMPLAINT
1. The defense affirms the comment was stated.
2. The defense affirms the comment is untrue.
2. The defense denies the comment is slanderous.

II. DEFENCES
1. The comments do not have any provable damages, and the plaintiff is unable to prove they were harmed by these statements, therefore making the comments not slanderous, even if they were untrue.

III. TRIAL BY COMBAT
The defense cordially accepts the challenge to a fist-fight to resolve this civil dispute.

By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

DATED: This 11th day of August, 2023

 

[Mask3D_WOLF]

Thank you.

We will now have to arrange a time, when works best for both of you?

 

[Dartanboy]

Your honor, I request a sidebar to set up a time for the trial by combat.

 

[Mask3D_WOLF]

Request for a sidebar is granted.

 

[Mask3D_WOLF]

The trial by combat will be held today at 5:30 PM EDT.

 

[Dartanboy]

As requested by the Hon. Mask3D_WOLF:

 

[Mask3D_WOLF]

Verdict

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
VERDICT
Dartanman v. AlexanderLove [2023] DCR 20

I. PLAINTIFF'S POSITION
1. The defendant, AlexanderLove, committed slander
2. The plaintiff requested an in-game trial

II. DEFENDANT'S POSITION
1. Slander did not occur as Dartanman did not prove damage occured
2. The defendant agreed to an in-game trial

III. THE COURT OPINION
1. As affirmed by the witness, Magistrate Mask3D_WOLF, and the recording presented to the court, Dartanman won the trial by combat

IV. DECISION
1. The court orders $50 to be transferred from AlexanderLove to Dartanman.

The District Court thanks Dartanman and AlexanderLove.

This case is hereby adjourned.