Denied asexualdinosaur - Grant Application

[asexualdinosaur]

Firm Name
AsexualDinosaur

Which grant pool are you applying for?
News and Media

How do you plan on using your grant funding?
I wish to misappropriate this money and then write a news article about it.
$2,000 to spend on not making news or media - payable to myself.

Ideal Grant Amount $2,000

If awarded, I intend to use the grant money allocated to me for its intended purpose on which it was approved for, and provide a breakdown in my application thread of how the funding was used.
Yes

 

[Dept. Commerce]

Denied

Unfortunately, your grant request has been denied. Reason is the insane small amount. Misappropriating such small sums would make you, but also us, look ridiculous. Just imagine reading "DOC misappropriated 2k" in the newspaper, nobody would read that when they could also read "DOC misappropriated 20 million". (This is obviously a joke, for those who don't understand, for real: "DOC does not cover the listed grant funding usages")