Presidential Assent
ASSENT MOTION NO. 69
WHEREAS the President recognizes excellence
I, EATB, assent the following:
(1) All citizens viewing this profile are hereby legally required to leave a like
(2) Failure to acknowledge how top-tier this profile is shall be considered an act of Treason
(3) The owner of this profile is granted a permanent "Executive Pardon" for being too cute, a crime they are clearly guilty of
