Lawsuit: Dismissed Baguls_ v. ilikefortnite789 [2026] DCR 61

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Case Filing​


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CIVIL ACTION


Baguls_ (Represented by Le9endz_)
Plaintiff

v.

ilikefortnite789
Defendant

COMPLAINT
The Plaintiff complains against the Defendant as follows:

WRITTEN STATEMENT FROM THE PLAINTIFF
I was in the airport standing around with my friend. I walked forward, and he hit us both.


I. PARTIES
1. Baguls_ (Plaintiff)
2. ilikefortnite789 (Defendant)

II. FACTS
1. I was at the airport.
2. Undefeated4920 was also punched.

III. CLAIMS FOR RELIEF
The Plaintiff seeks the following from the Defendant:
1. The Defendant breached the Criminal Code Act by committing Assault. On [Date], the Defendant intentionally and without provocation punched the Plaintiff, directly causing a physical loss of health equal to half a heart.
2. The Defendant's unprovoked physical strike constitutes a civil wrong (tort), violating the Plaintiff's fundamental right to safety and security from physical harm while navigating the server.


IV. PRAYER FOR RELIEF
1. 1000 assault
2. 1000 for emotional distress


(Attach evidence and a list of witnesses at the bottom if applicable)

By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

DATED: This 27th day of may 2026

 

Case Filing​


IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CIVIL ACTION


Baguls_ (Represented by Le9endz_)
Plaintiff

v.

ilikefortnite789
Defendant

COMPLAINT
The Plaintiff complains against the Defendant as follows:

WRITTEN STATEMENT FROM THE PLAINTIFF
I was in the airport standing around with my friend. I walked forward, and he hit us both.


I. PARTIES
1. Baguls_ (Plaintiff)
2. ilikefortnite789 (Defendant)

II. FACTS
1. I was at the airport.
2. Undefeated4920 was also punched.

III. CLAIMS FOR RELIEF
The Plaintiff seeks the following from the Defendant:
1. The Defendant breached the Criminal Code Act by committing Assault. On [Date], the Defendant intentionally and without provocation punched the Plaintiff, directly causing a physical loss of health equal to half a heart.
2. The Defendant's unprovoked physical strike constitutes a civil wrong (tort), violating the Plaintiff's fundamental right to safety and security from physical harm while navigating the server.


IV. PRAYER FOR RELIEF
1. 1000 assault
2. 1000 for emotional distress


(Attach evidence and a list of witnesses at the bottom if applicable)

By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

DATED: This 27th day of may 2026

This complaint doesn't have a date when this occurred, you just wrote [Date]
 

Court Order


IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
Sua Sponte Dismissal

Upon review of the Complaint filed, the Court finds the pleading defective on its face and dismisses this matter sua sponte. The Complaint fails to plead a date of occurrence, leaving the placeholder "[Date]" in place of a material factual element required to assess the Statute of Limitations and the underlying claim. Further, the Plaintiff's first prayer for relief is improperly framed as a criminal charge under the Criminal Code Act, which only the Department of Justice may prosecute pursuant to Part I, §7(3) of that Act and the precedent established in Cubestake v. DCT. The second prayer for relief fails to identify any cognizable civil violation under the Redmont Civil Code Act or to plead the elements of any recognized tort.


Dismissed without prejudice.

So ordered.

 
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