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CONGRESS OF THE
COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
A BILL TO
Legalize Fluff
The people of the Commonwealth of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:
PART I — PRELIMINARIES
1. Short Title and Enactment
(1) This Act may be cited as the 'Fluff is Fine Act'
(2) This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
(3) This Act has been authored by Representative Malka.
(4) This Act has been co-sponsored by Representative Toadking.
(5) This Act Amends the Following Act: Criminal Terminology Act
2. Reasons and Intent
(1) Fluff consumption is harmless; meanwhile, other consumables pose much greater immediate danger to the populace.
(2) Smile dip, through consumption, results in death far more often than not. This, combined with its innocent-sounding name, makes it a dangerous weapon of deceit and mass destruction.
PART II - CTA AMENDMENTS
4. Criminal Terminology Act Amendment.
(1) The Criminal Terminology Act shall be amended as follows:
4 - Illicit Substances
(b) The Following Substances are deemed illicit.
(i)
PART III - TRANSITIONAL PERIOD
(1) Smile Dip or any other illicit substance defined within the CTA, at the time of assent of this bill, may be turned into the Department of Homeland Security for a period of 14 days. In return, Citizens may not be charged for possession of these substances until 14 days after assent of this bill.
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