Bill: Rejected YOSHI Act

[LilDigiVert]

A
BILL
REGARDING
You Only Sell Honorable Items

The people of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:

1 - Short Title and Enactment
This Act may be cited as the “You Only Sell Honorable Items Act” or as the “YOSHI Act”.
1. This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
2. This Bill was written by Representative LilDigiVert with majority input from BubbaRC,

2 - Reasons

Now, if I hug this model
And she just bleached her beanie
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like a meanie
I was high when I met her
We was in the elevator
She'll get under your skin if you let her
She'll get under your skin if you-uh
I don't even wanna talk about it
I don't even wanna talk about it
I don't even wanna say nothin'
Everybody gon' say somethin'
I'd be worried if they said nothin'
Remind me where I know you from
She lookin' like she owe you some'n
You know just what we want

3 – Terms

Replace “Job Exclusivity Breach
Selling ores without holding the job of 'Miner.'
Selling raw meats or spawn eggs without holding the job of 'Stockman.'
Selling raw crops without holding the job of ‘Farmer.’
Selling cooked foods without holding the job of ‘Chef.’
Selling weapons such as swords and firearms without holding the job of ‘Armourer’
First Offence: $100 fine + Removal of Chest Shop.
Second Offence: $200 fine + 5 Minutes Jail + Removal of Chest Shop.
Third Offence: $300 fine + 10 Minutes Jail + Removal of Chest Shop.”

With “Job Exclusivity Breach
Sellings ores without holding the job of ‘miner’
Selling raw meats or spawn eggs without holding the job of ‘stockman’
Selling raw crops without holding the job of ‘farmer’
Selling cooked foods or food otherwise made from raw ingredients (like bread) without holding the job of ‘chef’
Selling weapons such as swords and firearms without holding the job of ‘armourer’
Selling pharmaceutical goods without the job ‘pharmacist’
Selling redstone components without the job ‘electrician’
Selling drinks (potions or alcohol) without the job ‘brewer’
Selling wood without the job ‘lumberjack’
First Offence: $100 fine + warning + one day to fix the breach before this escalates to second offense
Second Offence: $200 fine + 5 minutes jail + removal of chest shop
Third Offence and after: $300 fine + 10 minutes jail + removal of chest shop”