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CONGRESS OF THE
COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
A BILL TO
REPEAL THE TOUCH GRASS ACT
The people of the Commonwealth of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:
PART I — PRELIMINARIES
1. Short Title and Enactment
(1) This Act may be cited as the ‘Terminally Online Act’
(2) This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
(3) This Act has been authored by former Speaker of the House Kaiserin_.
(4) This Act has been co-sponsored by President of the Senate Talion77.
(5) This Act amends the following acts:
(a) Touch Grass Act
2. Reasons and Intent
(1) While certainly comedic in nature, this Act is unenforceable and should be revoked in order to maintain a concise and professional body of legislation.
PART II — PROVISIONS
3. Repeals
(1) The Touch Grass Act is hereby repealed in its entirety.