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A
BILL
To
Clarify Old Bill Names
The people of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:
1 - Short Title and Enactment
This Act may be cited as the “Nintendo Switch Act””.
1. This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
2. This Bill was written by Representative LilDigiVert,
2 - Reasons
Oh, don't bring that up, that's gon get me sentimental
You know I'm sensitive, I got a gentle mental
Every time somethin happen they want me sent to mental
We had an incident, but I cover incidentals
You want me workin on my messagin
When I'm thinkin like George Jetson
But soundin like George Jefferson
Then they questioning my methods then
If you tweaking out on my texts again
Then I don't get reception here
I got the mind state to take us past the stratosphere
I use the same attitude that done got us here
I live for now, I don't know what happen after here
I live for now, I don't know what happen after here
Plus, what was meant to be was meant to be
Even if, publicly, I lack the empathy
I ain't finna talk about it for another century
One and one is two, but me and you, that's infinity
3 – Renaming
a) The PEACH Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Fraud Adjustment Act”
b) The MARIO Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Minimum Amenities Adjustment Act”
c) The TOAD Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Dwelling Items Act”
d) The WARIO Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Assault Fine Act”
e) The LUIGI Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Drug Freedoms Act”
f) The DIDDYKONG Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Pet Murder Act”
g) The DONKEY KONG Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Super Spreader Act”
4 - Action
All bills will be properly edited and have their names changed in the forums to the alternate names, but will keep the Nintendo-themed names within the contents of the bill as a remembrance of the author’s creative genius.
BILL
To
Clarify Old Bill Names
The people of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:
1 - Short Title and Enactment
This Act may be cited as the “Nintendo Switch Act””.
1. This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
2. This Bill was written by Representative LilDigiVert,
2 - Reasons
Oh, don't bring that up, that's gon get me sentimental
You know I'm sensitive, I got a gentle mental
Every time somethin happen they want me sent to mental
We had an incident, but I cover incidentals
You want me workin on my messagin
When I'm thinkin like George Jetson
But soundin like George Jefferson
Then they questioning my methods then
If you tweaking out on my texts again
Then I don't get reception here
I got the mind state to take us past the stratosphere
I use the same attitude that done got us here
I live for now, I don't know what happen after here
I live for now, I don't know what happen after here
Plus, what was meant to be was meant to be
Even if, publicly, I lack the empathy
I ain't finna talk about it for another century
One and one is two, but me and you, that's infinity
3 – Renaming
a) The PEACH Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Fraud Adjustment Act”
b) The MARIO Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Minimum Amenities Adjustment Act”
c) The TOAD Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Dwelling Items Act”
d) The WARIO Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Assault Fine Act”
e) The LUIGI Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Drug Freedoms Act”
f) The DIDDYKONG Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Pet Murder Act”
g) The DONKEY KONG Act is given the alternate name: “LDV Super Spreader Act”
4 - Action
All bills will be properly edited and have their names changed in the forums to the alternate names, but will keep the Nintendo-themed names within the contents of the bill as a remembrance of the author’s creative genius.