Act of Congress LDV Juvenile, Repetitive, and Unhelpful Act

[ElainaThomas29]

A
BILL
TO
Stop Digi From Having Fun on DC

The people of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:
1 - Short Title and Enactment

1. This Act may be cited as the “LDV Juvenile, Repetitive, and Unhelpful Act”
2. This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
3. This Bill was authored by Mayor LilDigiVert & Rep. ElainaThomas29
4. This Bill was co-sponsored by Rep. wet

2 - Reasons

1. Scrolling is hard.
2. Fun has no place in our government.
3. Rappers should never be allowed to write legislation, even if it promotes harmless, playful RP and the bills make good, meaningful change for the people of Redmont.
4. This bill does not change the substance of any law and is for purely cosmetic purposes. As such, changes to constitutional amendment legislation will not actually amend the constitution in any form.

3 - Altering Historic Legislation

In order to promote clarity in legislation and prevent the dreadful action of scrolling, the rhyming section of the following bills shall be hidden behind spoilers:

1. LDV Slatt Act
2. LDV Landlord Responsibility Act
3. LDV Krix Act
4. LDV Regulation Enforcement Act
5. LDV Small Arms Control Act
6. LDV Gambling Addict Act
7. LDV Thoughts and Prayers Act
8. LDV Campaigner’s Additional Period Amendment
9. LDV Medical Objective Possession Act
10. LDV Assault Fine Act
11. NINTENDO SWITCH Act
12. LDV Pet Murder Act
13. Government Disruption Act
14. SLATT Act
15. PIPIPUPU Act
16. LDV Dwelling Items Act
17. LDV Minimum Amenities Adjustment Act
18. LDV Fraud Adjustment Act
19. LDV PPT Removal Amendment
20. LDV Presidential Active Playtime Adjustment Amendment
21. PHAT Amendment

 

[Westray]

Presidential Assent

This bill has been granted assent and is hereby signed into law.