Bill: Rejected FEETPIC Act

[LilDigiVert]

A
BILL
TO
Finance Expenditures from Evaders of Tax, Prioritizing Internal Cash​

The people of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:

1 - Short Title and Enactment
This Act may be cited as the “Finance Expenditures from Evaders of Tax, Prioritizing Internal Cash Act” or as the “FEETPIC Act”.
1. This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
2. This Bill was written by Representative LilDigiVert with majority input from BubbaRC,

2 - Reasons

Aye, yo this bill is jammin'; I'm on it, it's an anthem
Who is that in the Phantom? Please no cameras
They gone have me on the CFN in my pajamas
To hide the goods, I would need pants big as Hammer's
I be tippin them dancers, they be sayin I'm handsome
I was pretty before the dough but now I'm just the man
You remind me of my old chick, on that '84 shit
Oh shit, did you see the way she got her toes did?

3 – Terms

Replace “Tax Evasion
Using unlawful means of business in order to avoid paying taxes where you would have otherwise been required to pay tax.
Per Offence: $100 Fine”

With “Tax Evasion
Using unlawful means of business to avoid paying taxes where you would have otherwise been required to pay tax.
Per Offence: $100 fine + Taxes Evaded fined”

 

[Mhadsher]

Awaiting VP Tie Break