Bill: Draft Dino Nugget Statue Resolution

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CONGRESS OF THE
COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
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A RESOLUTION TO

FURTHER CELEBRATE THE DINO NUGGET




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The people of the Commonwealth of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby resolve the following:


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PART I — PRELIMINARIES

1. Short Title

(1) This Resolution may be cited as the ‘Dino Nugget Statue Resolution’

(2) This Resolution has been authored by Representative Sophie Frostshade.

(3) This Resolution has been co-sponsored by Senator unalign.

2. Reasons and Intent

(1) Dino Nuggets represent the essence of the Commonwealth in our ongoing pursuit of what brings us joy.

(2) They should be immortalised as a reminder to all for our tenacity and for the ubiquity of our undying spirit that we exhibit every day with this pursuit.

(3) They have recently been ordered by President Theory in EO 58/26 to recognise its importance and establish a day of observation every Saturday. It is the humble opinion of many within the Commonwealth that while this is a victory for the wellbeing of all, a more present and physical manifestation should be enacted to truly celebrate its importance.

3. Definitions

(1) For the purposes of this resolution, the following definitions shall apply:
(a) Dino Nugget. That which does not need to be defined, but will be anyway. Chicken pieces of dubious origin, shaped into forms mildly recognisable as dinosaurs, then breaded, frozen, and finally reheated by whatever method feels good enough once the craving inevitably sets in.

PART II — Dino Nugget Recognition

4. Dino Nugget Statue

(1) All federal and local government bodies are encouraged to enact a statue of a Dino Nugget somewhere within their territory.
(a) The form of said statues may be interpreted as seen fit, so long as it is generally Dino Nugget shaped.

(2) Upon completion of each government body's statue, an announcement shall be made by the respective body declaring its completion, along with the accompanying message of "WE LOVE DINO NUGGETS".