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Case Filing
IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CRIMINAL ACTION
Commonwealth of Redmont
Prosecution
v.
EatYourGreens_
Defendant
COMPLAINT
The Prosecution alleges criminal actions committed by the Defendant as follows:
PROSECUTING AUTHORITY REPORT
On November 13th, 2025 DHS Recruit Officer Culls was acting in his official capacity as a law enforcement officer attempting to take FracturedGhast7 into custody. While making the arrest, Recruit Culls was killed by EatYourGreens.
I. PARTIES
1. Commonwealth of Redmont
2. EatYourGreens
II. FACTS
1. On November 13th, DHS Recruit Officer Culls went to arrest FracturedGhast7. (P-001)
2. While attempting to detain FracturedGhast7, EatYourGreens killed Recruit Culls. (P-001)
3. EatYourGreens believed they were the one being detained, as he was wanted for murder at the time. (P-002)
4. EatYourGreens admitted to killing Recruit Culls by apologizing. (P-002)
III. CHARGES
1. Obstruction of Justice: Eat YourGreens willfully interfered with the process of justice by harming a law enforcement officer while they were attempting to arrest a suspect.
IV. SENTENCING
The Prosecution hereby recommends the following sentence for the Defendant:
1. For Obstruction of Justice: 60 minutes of imprisonment and 3 penalty units.
V. WITNESS LIST
1. EatYourGreens- Defendant
2. Culls - Arresting Officer
3. FracturedGhast7 - Eye-witness
VI. EVIDENCE
By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.
DATED: This 3rd day of December, 2025