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  1. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. ToadKing_ [2026] FCR 34

    In pursuit of truth and justice, the Public Defender Program is ordered to appoint a Public Defender for the Defendant at the earliest reasonable time.
  2. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. ToadKing_ [2026] FCR 34

    The Court finds the Prosecution's response compelling. On Count One In particular, the disagreement on whether a political action constitutes "other property" is one which will likely be resolved in this case, and one that mustn't be decided hastily before the case resolves. On Count Two The...
  3. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Pending Servalot v. duck.duck.3000 (aka Jeb Jeabith) [2026] DCR 119

    IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE - STANDING "Standing consists of three elements. First, the individual must have suffered an injury caused by a clearly identifiable second party or affected by an application of law. Second, the cause of the injury must...
  4. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed yatblue v. Fisher atharv_asgola [2026] DCR 78

    Plaintiff is long-deported and has no rights. They are not permitted to pursue a case in the courts of Redmont. This case is dismissed with prejudice.
  5. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Oakridge Credit Line v. Zombie_Bro_ [2026] DCR 117

    Case dismissed without prejudice at request of the Plaintiff.
  6. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    Thank you for your brief. @mortishuh and @GnomeWhisperer are reminded that Discovery is open until 7:17PM CDT on July 11, 2026.
  7. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    I will allow one more Amicus Brief from you. Please ensure it follows all of the Court Rules.
  8. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    Black's Law Dictionary, 2nd Ed. often costs money IRL. It is also not properly cited with a link. It is not reasonable to expect every person in this case may obtain it. Further, the brief and motion to reconsider lack an explanation of how any Redmontian legal authority would point to this...
  9. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    This Amicus Curiae Brief is struck, as it bases its legal claims on Black's Law Dictionary, which is an IRL legal encyclopedia. The friend of the court is reminded to familiarize themselves with the Court Rules and Procedures, particularly Rule 1.12.
  10. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    Discovery is now opened for the next 5 days, unless both parties consent to end it early.
  11. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    The Motion to Dismiss is overruled. Regarding Rule 5.5 - Lack of Evidence cannot be upheld prior to the end of Discovery. Regarding Rule 5.14 - No evidence has been provided to show the Plaintiff made a Factual Error. Regarding Rule 5.12 - The Court sees a cognizable alleged injury, as...
  12. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    Defendant is reminded to familiarize themself with the Court Rules and Procedures, in particular Rule 3.2. The Court will be modifying your red "NEITHER AFFIRM NOR DENY" claims to appear green. If you wish to effectively DENY the claims, please file an Amendment to your Answer.
  13. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Pending lnvlsbie v. Department of Homeland Security [2026] DCR 115

    IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE - EVIDENCE The court is inclined to dismiss the case due to the unavailability of the medal.tv clips. Evidence is required to be permanently available per the Court Rules & Procedures, Rule 4.6. Is the Plaintiff able to...
  14. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    You may file your Amicus Curiae Brief within the next 24 hours.
  15. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp [2026] DCR 110

    GnomeCorp (CC: @GnomeWhisperer ) is required to appear before the District Court in the case of .Farmerkalechip v. GnomeCorp.
  16. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: In Session smellyboi5 v. AirMailmedl814 [2026] DCR 87

    The Defendant has been long-deported. The Public Defender Program is hereby ordered to produce a Public Defender as soon as they are reasonably able to.
  17. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: In Session smellyboi5 v. AirMailmedl814 [2026] DCR 87

    Seeing as you lack the qualifications to practice law in the District Court, your messages are struck. You are further warned not to respond to cases prior to summons.
  18. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed 400kayear v. LarpTiktok

    Case dismissed without prejudice at request of the Plaintiff.
  19. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. ToadKing_ [2026] FCR 34

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT COURT ORDER On Long-Deported Rights The Court finds, after consulting the Staff Team, that ToadKing__ is not afforded any rights due to being long-deported. On Public Defense Public Defenders are permitted, however, to provide a procedural...
  20. Dartanboy

    Lawsuit: Dismissed 400kayear v. LarpTiktok

    If you are not pursuing a civil action, you should file a motion to nolle prosequi. We will not hold onto unpursued cases clogging up our extensive backlog.
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