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Is it just me or has the self-defence plugin not been working for anybody else either? Somebody'll hit me and I'll attack them in self-defence and then I find myself in jail for something that was genuinely just self-defence!!

I think I've genuinely been banned from running in government because of three counts of self-defence

I'm hoping to interview as many people as possible!! Whether you're a political figure hoping to share your message, a generally popular person on the server, or just a random guy on the street, we'd love to interview you!! Feel free to DM me about any chance at an interview.

It will require a VC though, so only DM me if you're okay with that!

Tempted to start my own journalism agency, though I'm not very qualified for that... nor am I that serious! I don't think I could compete with the serious agencies.

Today, I had the honour of interviewing presidential candidate Multiman155. I asked him about what actually pushed him to run for president, run legal classes for newcomers on the Discord server, and what he intends to do in the event that he actually wins the election.

See it for yourself if you're unsure about who deserves your vote!

So I just accidentally became the owner of the branch of a news company.
...Wild way to start the day but sure

GUESS WHO PASSED HER SOLICITOR'S EXAM!!!

It took several days of studying, but I finally sat down and did it!

I've sat here the past 4 hours reading on old cases, repealed acts, all that jazz...
And yet my boyfriend says I'm still "not dedicated enough" to pass the Solicitor Exam

"Finger licking good" implies that there is such a thing as "toe sucking evil".

My boyfriend wanted to be a lawyer, but didn't want to get into politics and left the class because it was "too political."

"My steak is too juicy" ahh statement

Do you think crows do barrel rolls in the sky and say "caw-a-bunga"?

"Go and ace this exam, attorney."
~ DemocracyCraft University Representative, 2026