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By the authority vested in the President under Section 2 of the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Redmont, I hereby issue the following total and absolute pardons to the following individuals for the specified crimes:
- Huney69 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Tax Evasion, Fraud, Rigging the fight against Digi, being a furry in 2022, and Evasion of Building Regulations.
- JoeGamer is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Animal Murder and Causing a Disease.
- Krix is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Villager Murder.
- Technofied is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to the CCP.
- Milqy is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Police Misconduct.
- Nacholebraa is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Murder, slander, and climate change.
- Mickichu is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to foreign espionage
- GoldBlooded is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Sheeshing and Corporate Espionage.
- Jontay is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Murder and Illicit Campaigning.
- VanillaChai79 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Insider Trading.
- Dygyee is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to wanting to be Digi's best friend.
- Koalition is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to assault.
- Westray is hereby pardoned for being a canadian.
- SnoWhiteBeard is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Union Busting.
- DerpyBird is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Tax Evasion and Incitement.
- SomeHumanOnEarth is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Incitement.
- WackJap is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to the way Oakridge looks.
- Rurge is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to not building in Aventura 24/7.
- The_Donuticus is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to whatever that roast was.
- Mhadsher101 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to public indecency
- xEndeavour is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to the Reveille transition, slander by Politico, and being Australian.
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Old politicians mentally still in high school
Since the tight jeans they never liked you
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Until the day I get struck by lightning
I am a God
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
'Cause kissing people ass is so unlike you
The only President who compared to Michael
So here's a few hating-ass politicians who'll fight you
And here's a few snake-ass politicians to bite you
I don't wanna hear what some politicians might do
Old politicians mentally still in high school
Since the tight jeans they never liked you
Pink-ass Polos with a frickin backpack
But everybody know you brought real rap back
Nobody else had swag, man, we the Rat Pack
Birthday Party, Red M snapback
Versace diamond, Av-town shining
Nacho in this thing, get a change of climate
Hop in this thing and get the same thing I'm in
Until the day I get struck by lightning
I am a God
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants