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# Executive Order No. 2026-07
"Pay the Kamen Rider" Executive Order
**By the Authority vested in the Office of the Executive, and in recognition of the continued safety, prosperity, and dramatically excessive explosions experienced by the citizens of Redmont, the following Executive Order is hereby issued:**
Section 1. Findings
WHEREAS, the individual known as **The Kamen Rider (Aelia_SingeH3art)** has repeatedly stood between the innocent people of Redmont and the forces of Evil, Monsters, Questionably-Legal Supervillains, and Other Weird Stuff;
WHEREAS, saving the city is expensive, involving but not limited to repairs, dramatic entrances, fuel costs, replacement scarves, heroic posing, and emotional damage;
WHEREAS, heroes cannot reasonably be expected to survive on "thank yous," exposure, or expired steak dinners;
NOW, THEREFORE, it is hereby declared that **The Kamen Rider deserves to get paid.**
Section 2. Hero Compensation Program
1. Every citizen is **strongly encouraged** to contribute monetary donations to The Kamen Rider whenever reasonably possible.
2. Donations shall be considered investments in:
* Public safety.
* Cooler fight scenes.
* The continued existence of the city.
* Looking incredibly stylish while justice is served.
3. Citizens who claim that "the Kamen Rider does it for free" are respectfully reminded that rent exists.
Section 3. Operation: Kamen Rider Cave
A permanent subterranean headquarters, hereafter referred to as the **Kamen Rider Cave**, shall be established beneath Redmont.
Accordingly:
1. Citizens are encouraged to volunteer their labor to excavate an unnecessarily massive underground chamber.
2. The cave should contain, at minimum:
* A motorcycle parking area.
* A dramatic transformation platform.
* Several mysterious computer monitors.
* Storage for Monster-Defeating Equipment.
* One suspiciously oversized fan that serves no practical purpose other than making capes billow.
3. Complaints regarding the amount of stone to be mined shall be met with the official government response of:
> "Skill issue."
Section 4. Official Civic Duties
Should a giant monster, masked villain, evil organization, eldritch horror, suspicious accountant, or other threat appear within city limits:
1. Citizens shall immediately notify The Kamen Rider.
2. Citizens shall refrain from becoming collateral damage where reasonably possible.
3. Citizens shall cheer enthusiastically during any finishing move.
Section 5. Effective Date
This Order shall take effect immediately upon publication and shall remain in force until such time as:
* Evil has been permanently defeated;
* The Kamen Rider becomes too rich to care;
* The Kamen Rider Cave is completed; or
* Someone discovers an even cooler cave.
**Signed this day in the City of Redmont.**
*"For Justice. For Redmont. And for one really, really big cave."*
"Pay the Kamen Rider" Executive Order
**By the Authority vested in the Office of the Executive, and in recognition of the continued safety, prosperity, and dramatically excessive explosions experienced by the citizens of Redmont, the following Executive Order is hereby issued:**
Section 1. Findings
WHEREAS, the individual known as **The Kamen Rider (Aelia_SingeH3art)** has repeatedly stood between the innocent people of Redmont and the forces of Evil, Monsters, Questionably-Legal Supervillains, and Other Weird Stuff;
WHEREAS, saving the city is expensive, involving but not limited to repairs, dramatic entrances, fuel costs, replacement scarves, heroic posing, and emotional damage;
WHEREAS, heroes cannot reasonably be expected to survive on "thank yous," exposure, or expired steak dinners;
NOW, THEREFORE, it is hereby declared that **The Kamen Rider deserves to get paid.**
Section 2. Hero Compensation Program
1. Every citizen is **strongly encouraged** to contribute monetary donations to The Kamen Rider whenever reasonably possible.
2. Donations shall be considered investments in:
* Public safety.
* Cooler fight scenes.
* The continued existence of the city.
* Looking incredibly stylish while justice is served.
3. Citizens who claim that "the Kamen Rider does it for free" are respectfully reminded that rent exists.
Section 3. Operation: Kamen Rider Cave
A permanent subterranean headquarters, hereafter referred to as the **Kamen Rider Cave**, shall be established beneath Redmont.
Accordingly:
1. Citizens are encouraged to volunteer their labor to excavate an unnecessarily massive underground chamber.
2. The cave should contain, at minimum:
* A motorcycle parking area.
* A dramatic transformation platform.
* Several mysterious computer monitors.
* Storage for Monster-Defeating Equipment.
* One suspiciously oversized fan that serves no practical purpose other than making capes billow.
3. Complaints regarding the amount of stone to be mined shall be met with the official government response of:
> "Skill issue."
Section 4. Official Civic Duties
Should a giant monster, masked villain, evil organization, eldritch horror, suspicious accountant, or other threat appear within city limits:
1. Citizens shall immediately notify The Kamen Rider.
2. Citizens shall refrain from becoming collateral damage where reasonably possible.
3. Citizens shall cheer enthusiastically during any finishing move.
Section 5. Effective Date
This Order shall take effect immediately upon publication and shall remain in force until such time as:
* Evil has been permanently defeated;
* The Kamen Rider becomes too rich to care;
* The Kamen Rider Cave is completed; or
* Someone discovers an even cooler cave.
**Signed this day in the City of Redmont.**
*"For Justice. For Redmont. And for one really, really big cave."*