Rescinded DONKEY KONG Act

[LilDigiVert]

A
BILL
REGARDING
Disease!? Oh No! Kill the Evil. You Knowingly Obfuscated Necessary Gestures​

The people of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:

1 - Short Title and Enactment
This Act may be cited as the “Disease!? Oh No! Kill the Evil. You Knowingly Obfuscated Necessary Gestures Act” or as the “DONKEY KONG Act”.
1. This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
2. This Bill was written by Representative LilDigiVert with majority input from BubbaRC,

2 - Reasons

Oooh, Harambe (Harambe)
We miss you
We want you to come back
Oooh, Harambe (Harambe) (Harambe)
You were so big and strong
And ever since you're gone (I can't sleep)
Life just ain't the same without you
Without you (without you)
When I woke up on the 28th of May
I looked at the TV with tears running down my cheeks
Oooh, I miss you, Harambe
I wish they took that mother's life instead
Uh, Harambe, Harambe (Harambe, Harambe)
I miss you (Harambe)
Harambe, why did you go?
Harambe, Harambe (Harambe)
I want you to come back
Is that so much to ask?
Harambe (Harambe)

3 – Terms

Replace “Contagious Diseases
Refusal of treatment of a contagious disease in a timely manner.
Per Offence: The player will be detained by Police, fined for the cost of cure, as well as an additional fine of $20. The player may also be liable for others’ health costs should they be responsible for transmitting the disease - this can be disputed in court.”

With “Contagious diseases
Refusal of treatment of a contagious disease in a timely manner
First offence: player will be detained by the police, fined for the cure, and also be liable for other player’s health costs should they have infected them
Second offence: player will be detained by the police, fined for the cure, and be liable for other player’s health costs should they have infected them + 10 minutes jail time
Third offence and after: player will be detained by the police, fined for the cure, and be liable for other player’s health costs should they have infected them+ 30 minutes jail time + 10 for each person transited to

 

[Krix]

This bill has received presidential assent and is hereby signed into law.​