Bill: Rejected Aventura Resolution

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A
RESOLUTION
TO
Connect the towns by water

The people of the Commonwealth of Redmont, through their elected representatives in the Congress, do hereby formally enact this non-binding resolution, as a request to our Government:

1 - Short Title and Enactment

1. This Resolution may be cited as the “Aventura Resolution”
2. This Resolution was authored by Mayor LilDigiVert
3. This Resolution was co-sponsored by Sen. Tekkovvs

2 - Reasons

Money just changed everything
I wonder how life without it would go
From the concrete who knew that a flower would grow
Looking down from the top and it's crowded below
My fifteen minutes started an hour ago
Truth over fame, you know I respect the blatant shit
When I hear 'em talking, I just don't know what to make of it
Hate is so familiar to me, I'm slowly embracing it
Doesn't come natural, bear with me, it could take a bit
Yeah and my dreams are who I'm racing with
But you can see I'm pacing it so that I'm always chasing it
Austin put me right here, that's who I get the paper with
I hope that my success never alters our relationship
Yeah, this life is something I would die for
Aventura’s Own but it's looking like July 4
I just wish they'd let you try it first
This time I'm really heading off, fireworks

That’s all folks. THANK YOU DC

3 - Request

The DER and DCT should build a canal connecting Hamilton with the three towns by water. As seen in the images below, there are already waterways in place to allow for these canals to be built.

 

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Nay - The time and costs associated with such megaproject would not be repaid through use. They would be purely decorative.