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To be clear, I approved this. Any contempt charges arising from any of my DOJ employees doing anything should go straight to me. This applies to any shenanigans they may pull. cc. @Smallfries

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

I gave everyone here $2500 for their trouble, only seemed fair.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. If I don't hear back within an hour, I'll assume you want me to write a closing statement, and I will, and you will...

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

I'd give $2,500 each for this one, but Ko is already dropping it. L bozo. Never back down never what?

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.2

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.

Hi Matthew, hi Multi. I know I have another two days to get this done, but in all likelihood I'm going to need an extension on it while I ensure all our cases are properly assigned and looked after. I'll let y'all know closer to the deadline, but wanted to confirm the DOJ is aware and working on...

- Username: juniperfig - What are your strengths and weaknesses?: Strengths: I am sometimes very opinionated, and i am very opinionated about how long the court docket is. Weaknesses: I care more about my own opinions than I care about the law a LOT of the time. I can suppress this urge but it...

:nay: - I don't like how the $25 fee is established (not enough detail, like who is responsible for managing the fees? refunds? etc) and I think cutting pay by a few dollars an hour is more of a populism move than anything actually substantial.