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  1. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. Town of Aventura [2026] FCR 44

    Your Honour, I don't see the DOJ retrying this case, so happy to dismiss with prejudice.
  2. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. FloofyLunafox [2026] SCR 18

    IN THE SUPREME COURT OF REDMONT MOTION TO NOELLE PROSEQUI Your Honour, the Department of Justice no longer wishes to pursue this case due to unfortunate public interference in what otherwise should have been a non-partisan and fair process. We request the dismissal be made with prejudice.
  3. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. Town of Aventura [2026] FCR 44

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT Motion to Nolle Prosequi Your Honour, whilst I understand the case is coming to a close, the DOJ no longer feels the need to pursue this action any further, and moves to dismiss the case.
  4. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT Opening Statement - Your Honour, The defendant, Wttn2c, pleaded no contest on the first count of Obstruction of Justice. He doesn't admit guilt, but nor does he attempt to plead his innocence. Visiting P-002, we can clearly see Vennefly...
  5. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. schmuck [2026] FCR 58

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT CRIMINAL ACTION Commonwealth of Redmont Prosecutor V. Schmuck Defendant COMPLAINT The Prosecution alleges criminal actions committed by the Defendant as follows: Schmuck, utilizing an exploit, stole $588,000 from PellanthBanking, causing...
  6. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    Requesting a final 24 hour extension Your Honour. Apologies for the lateness but I've just been appointed Acting Attorney General, and having to go over a lot on my end.
  7. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. schmuck [2026] FCR 58

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF REDMONT EMERGENCY INJUNCTION Your Honour, We are faced with a fast-evolving situation that, if left unchecked, could result in catastrophic damage to Redmont’s economy, as well as risk the financial well-being of several players. The Commonwealth is launching criminal...
  8. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    Requesting a 24 hour extensions Your Honour.
  9. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF REDMONT Breach of Procedure Your Honour, responses to responses are not permitted. If the defendant has something they wish to clarify regarding their theory, they should have added it in the initial Motion to Dismiss.
  10. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    Response to Motion to Dismiss Your Honour, Defense's argument that Count II of Obstruction of Justice lacks standing is nonsense. Counsel seems to be implying that Obstruction of Justice solely applies if the accused intervened during the collection of clues. The actual definition reads as...
  11. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    Permission to respond, Your Honour?
  12. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    Your Honour, we do not consent to closing Discovery early.
  13. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Adjourned SPECIAL in re: juniperfig [2026] FCR X1

    I will prosecute anyone who questions the glorious Judge Mug.
  14. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF REDMONT MOTION FOR DEFAULT JUDGEMENT Your Honour, the defendant has failed to appear. However, he has been active in the past 30 days. I humbly request the Court proceed with Default Judgement.
  15. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. wttn2c [2026] DCR 75

    Your Honour, I'd like to formerly apologize. The crime took place on February 11, 2026, not 2025. Placing us within the 4 months permitted by the SoL. With your permission, I would like to amend the complaint to reflect the correct date.
  16. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Adjourned SPECIAL in re: juniperfig [2026] FCR X1

    Thank you, Your Honour. I will deliver my Amicus Brief in the form of a collage.
  17. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Adjourned SPECIAL in re: juniperfig [2026] FCR X1

    Your Honour, I wish to file an Amicus Brief. Also, anyone who posts below me is a dork.
  18. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Commonwealth of Redmont v. Gregg [2026] FCR 50

    Your Honour, The Courts of Redmont have previously allowed for suits to be filed against NPCs. The most infamous example of course being Dartanboy v. Robert [2024] DCR 9, where defendant's counsel successfully sought civil damages for robbery. The Federal Court has also allowed this exact case...
  19. AmityBlamity

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Commonwealth of Redmont v. Gregg [2026] FCR 50

    MOTION FOR EMERGENCY INJUNCTION We request that this Court move to suspend Gregg from his position for the duration of this court case. Due to Gregg's ineptitude and clear disdain for the Commonwealth, it is clear he can no longer be trusted.
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