Your Honor,
We would like to enter the following list of individuals to be our witnesses.
1. Yeet_Boy (Plaintiff)
2. TheSuperior (Inspection Manager in the DCT)
IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CIVIL ACTION
BoopingBerry (Nacholebraa representing)
Plaintiff
v.
Town of Oakridge
Defendant
COMPLAINT
On 6/11/24, BoopingBerry, my client, received a notification from the Mayor of Oakridge, Yeet_Boy, informing her that the DCT would...
IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
EMERGENCY INJUNCTION
We request the court to freeze the plot mentioned below from being sold or held by the government in any capacity and restrict the commonwealth's ability to evict future plots in the same manner.
Emergency injunctions are...
Username Nacholebraa
What type of billboard are you applying for? Private Billboard
Have you marked out the billboard area for the staff member placing the billboard at the above coordinates? Yes
Coordinates of Billboard C005
Imgur link to billboard image
Your Honor,
We didn't submit the witnesses because we didn't need them, so there is nothing to strike. We did not submit the witness out of care and consideration for the Plaintiff, who we knew would just complain the whole time about it.
OPENING STATEMENTS
Your Honor,
In this case, the plaintiff presented a narrative suggesting their dismissal was unfair, primarily due to a lack of communication and vague reasoning. However, the facts paint a different picture. The plaintiff claims they were dismissed without a clear...
Objection - Breach of Procedure
Your Honor,
We believe the previous Presiding Judge's extension to the Plaintiff has come and gone. The state would like to request that we skip the Plaintiff's opening statement and move on to our opening statement. This is a clear-cut disregard for the...
Your Honor,
The state would like to request clarification as to where we are at within the case. Currently I am of the understanding that the Plaintiff has missed their deadline extension given by the previous presiding officer.
However, did not note a formal notice for us to present our...
RESPONSE TO MOTION TO RECONSIDER
Your Honor,
The Plaintiff is attempting to regain their case, which is commendable. However, they just displayed within their thread that they don't recognize the authority of the chair of the case. They demonstrated they intend to bash and ignore the...
IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION TO DISMISS
The Commonwealth of Redmont moves to dismiss this case under Rule 5.5 for lack of a claim.
Your Honor, the plaintiff lists one claim for relief, which is unfair dismissal, but fails to provide any substantial facts...
RESPONSE TO OBJECTION
Hey, hi, it's me from the State! o/
I wanted to slide into this discussion as well. While it's entertaining to watch the Plaintiff attempt to argue with the presiding Judge, the State has an opinion on the matter.
The Plaintiff is attempting to compare the internal...
Your Honor,
Let's face the facts, regardless of whether the entire legal community ignores something. The rights awarded to us by the Constitution are outlined as a fair and speedy trial. While the Plaintiff might think the Commonwealth has no rights, we argue that we very much do have the...
I, Nacholebraa declare that I will be contesting the Office of President. My Vice Presidential running mate will be xEndeavor. I will be running as an independent.
Your Honor,
I get out of work at 9:30 tonight. I request an additional 2 hours to provide a response to the motion to reconsider.
I will be prompt in my response if you allow me.
Objections - Perjury
Your Honor,
The Plaintiff has frivolously filed this case. Citing that they were never given a reason for their dismissal from the building inspector, The Plaintiff has perjured and has attempted to misguide the court into thinking the Commonwealth has dismissed the...
Motion To Reconsider
Your Honor,
The State requests that you reconsider your verdict on our motion to strike. Court rule (Rule 4.6 - Submission of Discovery, Voluntarily) is relatively simple. The plaintiff is a practicing attorney, and they understand and know what they are doing. They...
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