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  1. asexualdinosaur

    Information Expression of Interest - Public Defender

    Welcome to being a public defender, I will reach out soon!
  2. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Pending Vendeka vs absinf [2025] FCR 61

    Your honor, I believe the Plaintiff and Defense have reached an agreement. The defense agrees to settle this matter for the first listed compensatory damages ($90,000), as well as covering 30% that value for the Plaintiff's legal fees ($27,000). The total sum of the settlement coming out to...
  3. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Pending Multiman155 v. Cahania [2025] DCR 34

    Trial by combat Your honor, To resolve this dispute, the Plaintiff and Defense’s counsel have agreed to play chess against each other as their form of combat. First to win, stalemates or draws will incur another round to determine a successor. Colors will be swapped after each rounds, and will...
  4. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Pending Multiman155 v. Cahania [2025] DCR 34

    Your honor, This is a bit more informal, as it's not necessarily an objection, so please forgive me. But if the Plaintiff wishes for witness questioning, I would suggest they call them as a witness and ask these questions specifically. While I am aware that interrogatories are in the court...
  5. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Pending Multiman155 v. Cahania [2025] DCR 34

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT ANSWER TO COMPLAINT Multiman155 Plaintiff v. Cahania Defendant I. ANSWER TO COMPLAINT 1. Affirm 2. Affirm 3. Affirm 4. Neither Affirm nor Deny 5. Neither Affirm nor Deny 6. Neither Affirm nor Deny an ambush, but Affirm plaintiff went to a...
  6. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Pending Vendeka vs absinf [2025] FCR 61

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT ANSWER TO COMPLAINT Vendeka Plaintiff v. absinf Defendant I. ANSWER TO COMPLAINT 1. Affirm 2. Deny, this was a loan appearing to be transferred- not withdrawn. 3. Affirm 4. Affirm 5. Affirm 6. Affirm, clarifying that it’s the 10th of June...
  7. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Pending Multiman155 v. Cahania [2025] DCR 34

    I will be representing this case as the public defender.
  8. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Pending Vendeka vs absinf [2025] FCR 61

    I am here on behalf of the public defender program to represent the defendant. Your honor.
  9. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Adjourned lucaaasserole v. FearlessNacktmul [2025] DCR 45

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT ANSWER TO COMPLAINT lucaaasserole Plaintiff v. FearlessNacktmul Defendant I. ANSWER TO COMPLAINT 1. AFFIRM The defendant trespassed private property, but NEITHER AFFIRM NOR DENY they had been banned from beforehand (R048). AFFIRM the...
  10. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Adjourned lucaaasserole v. FearlessNacktmul [2025] DCR 45

    Your honor, I will be representing the defendant as a public defender as one was requested for this case. Thank you.
  11. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Vanguard & Co v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 49

    Your honor, We're requesting a 12 hour extension for our opening, many apologies to the court for this delay. Thank you.
  12. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Vanguard & Co v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 49

    The commonwealth regularly takes reports from financial institutions to keep track of tax reporting. In part of these regular reports, the DOC has asked for clarification or clarified reports from Vanguard that had not been provided. When Vanguard lost tax exemption status- there was an...
  13. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Gnomewhisperer and GnomeCorp v Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 47

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT OBJECTION - FORM OF QUESTION Question 1-5 ask for a yes or no binary, removing any nuance from the topic. While the commonwealth understands this is not a standard objection available, we do ask that the questions be re-phrased or allow...
  14. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Vanguard & Co v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 49

    Your honor, Apologies for speaking out of turn, but we'd like to request this case move forward to discovery or to clarify what's currently pending. Thank you.
  15. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Adjourned End v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 31

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT CLOSING STATEMENT Your honor, the Plaintiff paints a beautiful picture of the Executive’s malpractice in its duties. The problem is the Plaintiff is wrong. The Plaintiff has wasted this court’s time by bringing this case. The only reason the...
  16. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Vanguard & Co v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 49

    The Commonwealth respectfully opposes Plaintiff's Motion to Reconsider the Emergency Injunction on the following grounds: 1) The Plaintiff lacks standing to request liquidation of assets currently under lawful seizure by the Department of Commerce pursuant to § 8.(3).(c) of the Taxation Act...
  17. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Vanguard & Co v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 49

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT OBJECTION - IMPROPER EVIDENCE P-005 was improperly filed. It includes multiple statements from multiple sources and lacks the surrounding context for many of those statements. Should the plaintiff wish to include these statements, they should...
  18. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Dismissed Vanguard & Co v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2025] FCR 49

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT ANSWER TO COMPLAINT Vanguard & Co. Plaintiff v. Commonwealth of Redmont Defendant I. ANSWER TO COMPLAINT 1. AFFIRM DoC announced a Bank Holiday, DENY it prevented all banking activity. 2. AFFIRM DoC seized Vanguard National Bank and...
  19. asexualdinosaur

    Lawsuit: Adjourned 15fine v wttn2c [2025] DCR 32

    IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT CLOSING STATEMENT Your honour, This case like many others is nothing more than an attempt to squeeze money out of a situation where there is no proven damages. If damages were caused by the defendant, the plaintiff has failed to provide...
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