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@Dr_Eksplosive, we're still waiting for a verdict.

Your Honor, we’re already past your second deadline. My client has a right to a speedy trial, so the plaintiff requests that we continue. The public defender’s office has already had plenty of time to reassign their attorney, and the plaintiff should not have their rights violated because the...

MOTION TO STRIKE Your Honor, the question was merely intended to confirm an established fact. It asked approximately how long the plaintiff spent in jail, yet their response was highly exaggerated. As evidenced by proof provided by Dartanboy, the plaintiff was jailed for only 3 hours and 33...

OBJECTION - HEARSAY Exhibits P-001 and P-003 show the defendant speaking about fining the plaintiff. However, the defendant has never admitted to issuing a fine, and the plaintiff has not provided any evidence proving that a fine was imposed. As it stands, the exhibits are merely statements and...

OBJECTION - NARRATIVE This was a simple Yes/No question. MOTION TO STRIKE This is not true; there is no documented evidence suggesting that there was ever a fine. OBJECTION - NON-RESPONSIVE & NOTHING PENDING The witness's answer does not address the question asked, and the witness is...

Questions for GnomeWhisperer: 1. Are you 100% sure you were fined for the 48 murders? 2. If yes, how much were you fined? 3. Roughly how long did you actually spend in jail? 4. Did you contact the Department of Homeland Security or the Department of Justice about this sentencing error?

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT OPENING STATEMENT Good afternoon, Your Honor, and opposing counsel. We’re here today because of the defendant’s deliberate and malicious actions against the plaintiff. But this case is about more than just losing money. It’s about deception...

OBJECTION - BREACH OF PROCEDURE The plaintiff is speaking out of turn. Additionally, the witness had plenty of time to answer the questions. The witness has sent over 100 messages in the last two days and has been online on the server. 48 hours is plenty of time to answer some questions, and...

The 48 hours have elapsed, and the defense requests that we proceed

OBJECTION - Leading Questions OBJECTION - Hearsay OBJECTION - Relevance OBJECTION - Leading Questions OBJECTION - Leading Questions OBJECTION - Calls for a conclusion

Your Honor, it is unreasonable for the defense to calculate and determine the exact extent to which we are contesting the damages; we cannot plan everything down to the last detail. Courts are meant to be fair to both sides, and Vernicia’s summons was overturned 8 days ago! The plaintiff cannot...

The plaintiff wishes to call krisztie as a witness

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT OPENING STATEMENT Good afternoon, Your Honor and the opposing counsel. We are here today because of a mistake that occurred on January 21st. The plaintiff, GnomeWhisperer, after murdering 48 people, was sentenced to the wrong amount of jail...

The plaintiff submits the following evidence:

Your Honor, may we proceed with discovery?

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT OBJECTION - PERJURY Your Honor, this statement is completely false. Firstly, the plaintiff never admitted to "bypassing DoC auction rules to engage in a buyout." The defendant was advertising the sale of a Tier 1 Supporter rank in global...

IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT ANSWER TO COMPLAINT Vernicia Plaintiff v. The Commonwealth of Redmont Defendant I. ANSWER TO COMPLAINT The Defense AFFIRMS that Vernicia was a candidate in the most recent Presidential elections. The Defense AFFIRMS that the most recent...

IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT MOTION TO AMEND The defense moves to amend the Motion for Summary Judgement as follows: Based on recently discovered information, we have determined that there was indeed a miscount in the House election The elected winners, Ryland and...

The defense does not dispute the gunpowder prices

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT MOTION TO RECONSIDER Your Honor, I deeply apologize. The DoJ is highly underemployed, and the Commonwealth has 7 ongoing lawsuits. This case completely slipped my mind, and I am deeply sorry for it. Would it be possible to still continue...