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    Appeal: Pending In re [2026] FCR 26 | [2026] SCR 10

    Renamed and moved in compliance with Supreme Court operations.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Noadenmark v. Zombie_Bro_ [2026] DCR 37

    I planned on "resolving" both claims at once. That would mean either formally dismissing the original complaint and giving my verdict on the counter-claim (in the case that you came to a settlement), or giving both verdicts at once. I trust this satisfies your desire here?
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    Lawsuit: In Session Noadenmark v. Zombie_Bro_ [2026] DCR 37

    When I get to it. I don't intend to take long, but I don't have a plan.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Noadenmark v. Zombie_Bro_ [2026] DCR 37

    Very well, then. Granted, for both parties.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Noadenmark v. Zombie_Bro_ [2026] DCR 37

    To start with, please don't say this is "presently open" if, in fact, it was not open at the time of posting. When you say it is already open, I then go back and look and see when exactly someone asked for a motion of reconsideration. It is annoying and a waste of my time and yours. When asked a...
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    Lawsuit: In Session Noadenmark v. Zombie_Bro_ [2026] DCR 37

    I will be presiding over this case going forwards. How things stand, as far as I can see: the court has granted summary judgment as to Defendant's counterclaim, which will be pending. As to the original claim, both sides desire to submit questioning to a witness. Is that all we have...
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    Lawsuit: In Session Noadenmark v. Zombie_Bro_ [2026] DCR 37

    Court in recess pending assignment of a new Judicial Officer. Any deadlines are tolled as of now.
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    Lawsuit: In Session IgnitedTnT v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2026] FCR 20

    The Federal Court of Redmont issues two certified questions to the Supreme Court. These are: (1) Where the Federal Court's original jurisdiction over questions of constitutionality under Section 18(1)(a) overlaps with the Supreme Court's original jurisdiction under Section 20(1), and a...
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    Appeal: Accepted In re [2026] FCR 7 | [2026] SCR 7

    What part of "you will wait and be patient" do you not understand?
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    Appeal: Accepted In re [2026] FCR 7 | [2026] SCR 7

    I am not an idiot. Please do not insult my intelligence by asking for the status of an appeal I have been exceedingly consistent in updating the status of. You will wait and be patient. If you try to rush my proceedings again you will get a contempt of court charge.
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    Lawsuit: In Session emmythegremlin v. roy405 [2026] DCR 24

    This message serves as a notice to the parties that Magistrate Eksplosive has resigned. A new presiding officer will be assigned.
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed BurgersBeware v. Modzy & Spyders_Crypt [2026] DCR 23

    This message serves as a notice to the parties that Magistrate Eksplosive has resigned. A new presiding officer will be assigned.
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    Appeal: Pending [2025] FCR 30 - Appeal

    This message serves as a notice to the parties of an update to the law. Parties should direct their attention to Part III § 1(6). @lukeyyy11 @MasterAshim
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    Appeal: Accepted In re [2026] FCR 7 | [2026] SCR 7

    As I was confirmed as Chief Justice, as of yesterday I will be assuming the full role of Chief Justice for tie-breaking purposes.
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    Appeal: Accepted In re [2025] FCR 123 | [2026] SCR 5

    Associate Justice Smallfries4 writes the unanimous opinion of the Court. The Commonwealth appeals the acquittal of Defendant-Appellee Inknet on two charges of unauthorized medical sale. Commonwealth of Redmont v. Inknet [2025] FCR 123. At issue, the Commonwealth alleges the trial court erred...
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