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    Lawsuit: Pending Commonwealth of Redmont v. xEndeavour [2026] SCR 21

    To be clear, I approved this. Any contempt charges arising from any of my DOJ employees doing anything should go straight to me. This applies to any shenanigans they may pull. cc. @Smallfries
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    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. YoshiKarter [2026] SCR 17

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. Fletchingrs [2026] SCR 16

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. FloofyLunafox [2026] SCR 18

    I gave everyone here $2500 for their trouble, only seemed fair.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Multiman155 v. Federal Reserve Bank [2026] DCR 29

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. If I don't hear back within an hour, I'll assume you want me to write a closing statement, and I will, and you will...
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    Lawsuit: Pending The Commonwealth of Redmont v. Wiitedo

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. ToadKing_ [2026] FCR 34

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. Town of Aventura [2026] FCR 44

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Ko531 v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2026] FCR 39

    I'd give $2,500 each for this one, but Ko is already dropping it. L bozo. Never back down never what?
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    Lawsuit: Pending waygooda v. Department of Homeland Security [2026] FCR 60

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: Pending StarKlower v. Commonwealth of Redmont [2026] DCR 126

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: In Session MMiqa v. Department of Homeland Security [2026] DCR 77

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.2
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    Lawsuit: Pending lnvlsbie v. Department of Homeland Security [2026] DCR 115

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: In Session Korromf v. Department of Homeland Security [2026] DCR 116

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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    Lawsuit: Pending fluffywaafelz v. Department of Commerce

    Hello, Attorney General Juniperfig here with a settlement offer. I will give everyone in this case (lawyers, parties, judges) $2,500 each if you drop this case with prejudice. Thank you for your time.
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