IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
RESPONSE TO MOTION TO DISMISS
ON LACK OF CLAIM
Your honor, we are alleging a Constitutional Violation. The Defense makes strange arguments, which will be addressed:
"[The Plaintiff] provides no evidence that professional qualification...
Your honor, Justice Compass will no longer be representing Vanguard as their retainer has expired.
I believe they still want to continue this case. I hope you will allow Vanguard time to find new counsel.
Your honor, this might be the longest Motion to Dismiss I've ever seen. May we have a 24 hour extension?
Edit: It is also a weekday and this deadline is just half an hour after I get off work. Please allow me to work on this on Saturday.
MOTION TO RECONSIDER
Your honor, I have informed the Defendant multiple times to provide the documents or explain why they're unavailable, and he keeps making excuses about being at work, the gym, school, etc.
I ask you do not find us, his counsel, guilty of Contempt.
BREACH OF PROCEDURE
The Commonwealth posted 4 hours after their already-extended deadline.
This is the 2nd time they've showed disregard for standard court procedures in this case.
EDIT: Nope, I'm just really bad at reading the time, I guess. Please overrule.
IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CIVIL ACTION
MrFluffy2U94 (Justice Compass Law Firm representing)
Plaintiff
v.
Commonwealth of Redmont
Defendant
COMPLAINT
The Plaintiff complains against the Defendant as follows:
I. PARTIES
1. MrFluffy2U94 (Plaintiff)
2. Commonwealth of...
IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION FOR EMERGENCY INJUNCTION
The Plaintiff requests all "realtor-only" auctions be paused for the duration of this lawsuit.
This lawsuit will contend that the policy creating these auctions establishes inequality under the law, a violation...
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