Verdict
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
VERDICT
Dartanboy v. Robert [2024] DCR 9
I. PLAINTIFF'S POSITION
1. Robert committed unconsented assault
2. A free society has no assault.
II. DEFENDANT'S POSITION
1. "I didn't do it"
2. Robert is blind
3. Robert was defending himself...
III. THE COURT OPINION
Boiling the arguments down to minimum points is key when investigating this case. While this case was entertaining, I can see the potential doors it will open. It's important that we all have fun within the game and ensure we can have some entertainment outside of the normal gameplay mechanics. Robert is clearly a non-person during his day-to-day interactions with individuals.
While I feel and understand the plaintiff, I also understand that if I rule in their favor, it will merely lead to an overburden of lawsuits against the Commonwealth for a feature of the game not associated with or controlled by the government. I also understand that should a ruling occur against the commonwealth, the feature would be removed entirely.
It boils down to this: Robert is just vibing, and he said it himself; he didn't do it. The court will just have to take it as that. However, for this single instance, the staff team can give Dartanboy his money back for playing along with a hilarious court case, even though Bindi had a horrible accident midway through.
I will make the staff team provide the $100 back in compensation but won't award the other $10,000 in punitive damages as for the above-mentioned opinion on the case as a whole.
IV. DECISION
The court hereby rules in favor of the defense.
The Staff team will compensate Dartanboy with $100 for lost funds.
The District Court thanks all involved.