Lawsuit: Adjourned The Commonwealth of Redmont v. ItzBananaMuffin [2021] DCR 15

[Poemhunter]

The Commonwealth of Redmont
Prosecution

v.

ItzBananaMuffin
Defendant


COMPLAINT
The Prosecution alleges criminal actions committed by the Defendant as follows:

PROSECUTING AUTHORITY REPORT

The defendant had been seeking treatment for his yellow fever, when there was also another patient being treated. The Doctor treating the second patient for a broken leg had stated the price, when on hospital grounds the defendant stated he could sell him one for $3 less at the prices of $10. This is clearly a violation of the DOH Hospital grounds policy ( see evidence 2 ).


I. PARTIES
1. Poemhunter - Prosecuting Authority
2. Dravamfo - Medical Specialist Who attended the scene
3. Deekade1004 - doctor/witness
4. JitoAlbo - doctor/witness
5. ItzBananaMuffin - Defendant


II. FACTS
1. Defendant was in the hospital getting seen for yellow fever why another patient was being treated for a broke leg.
2. Dr. JitoAlbo was attending to the broken leg of his patient when Dr. Deekade1004 was also trying to treat his Patient the defendant.
3. At this point the defendant saw that Dr. JitoAlbo had stated the price of the leg split would be $13 the defendant then tried to proceed and see him a leg split cheaper at the cost of $10 all while being inside Hospital grounds.
4. This is a clear violation of hospital policy which it states clearly outside the Hospital.


III. CHARGES
The Prosecution hereby alleges the following charges against the Defendant:
1. Under the Emergency Service Act section 5 subsection 3 Obstruction of an Emergency Service An entity who has conspired to or engaged in obstructing functions vital to public safety.

The Prosecution hereby recommends the following sentence for the Defendant:
1. A fine of $200 for the offence.


By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

DATED: This 24th day of April 2021

Spoiler: The Evidence: Chatlog

Spoiler: The Hospital Policy

Spoiler: The Evidence: Medical Specialist

Spoiler: The Evidence: Dr. Deekade1004 statement

Spoiler: The Evidence: Dr. JitoAlbo statement

 

[Element]

IN THE COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
WRIT OF SUMMONS

The defendant is required to appear before the court in the case of the State v. ItzBananaMuffin. Failure to appear within 48 hours of this summons will result in a default judgment in favor of the prosecution.

AS THIS IS A CRIMINAL CASE, THE DEFENDANT MUST CONFIRM WHETHER THEY ARE REPRESENTING THEMSELVES OR SEEKING REPRESENTATION.​

 

[Banana]

I plan on representing myself in this matter.

 

[Banana]

I would also like to request from the Honorable ElementPenguin a Continence of 48 hours extra prep time.

 

[Poemhunter]

I would also like to request from the Honorable Element a Continence of 48 hours extra prep time.

The Commonwealth would like to agree with the statement made by defence council due to a possible plea deal.

 

[Element]

In that case, the extension is granted. I apologize to both parties for my tardiness in this matter.

 

[Element]

Does either party have any update in regards to this case? It has been over 48 hours.

 

[Poemhunter]

Does either party have any update in regards to this case? It has been over 48 hours.

Sorry your honour, I had been called into irl work over the couple of days due to lack of staff and have not had the time to sit down with the defence on a plea deal. I have arranged to do this tomorrow and should have a response for you then.

 

[Poemhunter]

You Honour,

The Commonwealth and the Defence have jointly entered into a plea deal Of which the Defence will plead guilty and accept these charges,

- A fine of $100
- three apologies letters to medical staff involved
- Accepted that on the next offence of this crime, a fine of no less that $500 Dollars be set of which is a quarter of the maximum fine for the charge under Emergency Service Act section 5 subsection 3 Obstruction of an Emergency Service.

 

[Banana]

I would like to plead guilty to the new charges and accept the plea deal from the Commonwealth. Thank you for your time.

 

[Element]

Verdict

Seeing as both of the parties have agreed to a plea deal and the Defendant has plead guilty, I hereby sentence Defendant ItzBananaMuffin to the following:

- A fine of $100, to be paid to the Government of the Commonwealth of Redmont.
- Written apology letters to the 3 medical staff involved.
- Accepting that on the next offence of this crime, a fine of no less that $500 Dollars be set.

Thank you. This lawsuit is hereby adjourned.