Westray
Citizen
Former President
Commerce Department
Redmont Bar Assoc.
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Westray
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By the authority vested in the President under Section 2 of the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Redmont, I hereby issue the following total and absolute pardons to the following individuals for the specified crimes:
- FTGWop is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to every single law because he is legal.
- Partypig678 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Tax Evasion, Fraud, and Evasion of Building Regulations.
- Uncle_Simon is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Animal Murder and Treason.
- VerySmolBirb is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Causing of a Disease.
- ByeSprite is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Murder and Trespassing.
- JoanM999 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Police Misconduct.
- Drew8716 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Murder.
- Milqy is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Murder, Assault, Incitement, Contempt of Court and any crimes related to the bank.
- Deadwax is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to ATM Robbery, Bank Robbery, and exam crimes.
- SnoWhitebeard is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Villager Murder.
- Trentrick_Lamar and Hamhamham420 are hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Drug Trafficking and Fraud.
- LilDigiVert and Huney69 are hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Electoral Fraud.
- xLayzur is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Harassment.
- Wetc is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Public Nuisance and Bribery.
- Freeze28 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Conspiracy to Commit a Crime.
- Rurge is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Contempt of Congress.
- ElainaThomas29 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Corruption.
- Overlordofpeonys is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Bribery.
- Tylxrfied is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Disclosure of Government Secret Information.
- Black_Ven0m is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Police Misconduct.
- Tair0 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Murder and Bank Robbery.
- Twixted is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Violent Disorder.
- Aladeen22 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Tax Evasion.
- xSumoMC is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Campaign Esponiage.
- All news companies, including, but not limited to, The Redmont Journal, The Redmont Times, Democracy Daily, and any other news company (with the exception of Politico) are hereby pardoned of any crimes related to Slander.
- Wuutie is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Frivolous Court Case.
- Drew_Hall is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Obstruction of Justice.
- nnmc is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Perjury.
- Kitje_Katje_NL is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to their crippling gambling addiction.
- Muffins29 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to her terrible dad jokes.
- _Austin27_ is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to being an American.
- Xerxesmc is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Costco bankruptcy.
- A__C is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to exceeding the maximum number of government occupations at once.
- LavenderxBlaxii is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to violence against Vindex people.
- Technofied is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to treason on the behalf of a chinese national.
- GoldBlooded is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to "ur mom" jokes.
- 1950minecrafter is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to radical socialism.
- RelaxedGV is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to relaxing.
- ClassicalLiberal is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to creating "illegal gay weed farms".
- Hugebob23456 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to the management of cows.
- Krix is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to his terrible ability to drive.
- Martyje123456 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to crimes against humanity.
- MilkCrack is herbey pardoned for any crimes committed while pursuing the radical left.
- The Raycow is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Mass Murder.
Signed,
Westray
President of Redmont
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